Matt Cobos
@stupidmattcobos.bsky.social
Comedian
Regular at Comedy Works Denver
Host of cobos patrick podcast, Thick Skin, and Ratio Comedy Show
@stupidmattcobos on ig
Regular at Comedy Works Denver
Host of cobos patrick podcast, Thick Skin, and Ratio Comedy Show
@stupidmattcobos on ig
It’s gotta be so crazy to get on a train in NYC and 𝐧𝐨𝐭 see the subway takes guy
August 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s gotta be so crazy to get on a train in NYC and 𝐧𝐨𝐭 see the subway takes guy
There was a long beep today at the Hogan residence. He wasn’t hooked up to a heart monitor, he was just saying the n word one last time
July 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There was a long beep today at the Hogan residence. He wasn’t hooked up to a heart monitor, he was just saying the n word one last time
If only all those pops were because a billionaire was around #4thofjuly
July 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If only all those pops were because a billionaire was around #4thofjuly
Anytime there’s a shit head comic in a scene, the resolve is to tell them to go to Austin. It’s the detention center for shit head comics
May 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Anytime there’s a shit head comic in a scene, the resolve is to tell them to go to Austin. It’s the detention center for shit head comics
If there’s a problem with one of the bros in your bro group, you can’t just kick him out, he has the right to dude process
April 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If there’s a problem with one of the bros in your bro group, you can’t just kick him out, he has the right to dude process
“Do you watch Kill Tony?”
No, I did open mics for 8 years, I don’t need to watch one online
No, I did open mics for 8 years, I don’t need to watch one online
March 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Do you watch Kill Tony?”
No, I did open mics for 8 years, I don’t need to watch one online
No, I did open mics for 8 years, I don’t need to watch one online
I notice he didn’t put tariffs on Russian mail order brides 👀
March 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I notice he didn’t put tariffs on Russian mail order brides 👀
I don’t wanna brag but I can also blackout not economically
February 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don’t wanna brag but I can also blackout not economically
I’ve been doing an economic blackout since 1985 💪
February 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’ve been doing an economic blackout since 1985 💪
Headlining Comedy Works Downtown tomorrow! Come see me before DOGE takes half my jokes and 2 of my openers!
Sun 2/23 at 7 PM
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Sun 2/23 at 7 PM
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Matt Cobos | Live in Denver
Comedy Works welcomes Matt Cobos February 20, 23 and April 27 2025!
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February 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Headlining Comedy Works Downtown tomorrow! Come see me before DOGE takes half my jokes and 2 of my openers!
Sun 2/23 at 7 PM
comedyworks.com/comedians/ma...
Sun 2/23 at 7 PM
comedyworks.com/comedians/ma...
If they were trying to do an accurate remake of The Crow they would’ve had Alex Baldwin on set
February 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If they were trying to do an accurate remake of The Crow they would’ve had Alex Baldwin on set
Now that Kendrick blasted Drake at the Super Bowl I hear Drake is gonna fire back at the Kids Choice Awards
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Now that Kendrick blasted Drake at the Super Bowl I hear Drake is gonna fire back at the Kids Choice Awards
🤞air force one🤞
February 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
🤞air force one🤞
Guys he didn’t mean anything by it, he just waves like that because he’s racist
January 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Guys he didn’t mean anything by it, he just waves like that because he’s racist
One of the best parts about standup comedy is reading people explaining the jokes to each other in the comments
December 4, 2024 at 9:51 PM
One of the best parts about standup comedy is reading people explaining the jokes to each other in the comments
If I played basketball and I made a 3, id show all three of my nipples
December 4, 2024 at 5:12 AM
If I played basketball and I made a 3, id show all three of my nipples
A cpap machine but on your ass for farts. Is that anything?
November 26, 2024 at 5:44 AM
A cpap machine but on your ass for farts. Is that anything?
You know who the biggest alpha is? *turns hat and chair backwards* Jesus Christ
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
You know who the biggest alpha is? *turns hat and chair backwards* Jesus Christ
I think I speak for all men when I say “my name is matt”
November 19, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I think I speak for all men when I say “my name is matt”