Jupiter from Stuffy Doll
@stuffydoll.bsky.social
The sole band member of both Stuffy Doll and MxDmG. Out here telling weird stories via weird music. Trans, livid, an avid DM. Also one of the authors of Sons Of Wyn K’Moji. She/They 32
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For anyone who misses the film score but hates ol JoKe Rowling, I wrote this that you can enjoy instead
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It’s November! A great time to listen to my song “November”, a tune about horny mermaids
November, by Stuffy Doll
from the album Resolution
stuffydollband.bandcamp.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s November! A great time to listen to my song “November”, a tune about horny mermaids
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What’s the most embarrassing thing you take real earnest value from? For instance, for me, it’s the scene from Sherlock BBC where Sherlock asks Moriarty how he never feels pain and Moriarty says “You always *feel* it, but you don’t have to *fear* it.”
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s the most embarrassing thing you take real earnest value from? For instance, for me, it’s the scene from Sherlock BBC where Sherlock asks Moriarty how he never feels pain and Moriarty says “You always *feel* it, but you don’t have to *fear* it.”
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When Bob Dylan sang of the “jingle jangle mornin” he was referring to how fucked my neck is
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When Bob Dylan sang of the “jingle jangle mornin” he was referring to how fucked my neck is
When Bob Dylan sang of the “jingle jangle mornin” he was referring to how fucked my neck is
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When Bob Dylan sang of the “jingle jangle mornin” he was referring to how fucked my neck is
I wouldn’t even defend being a musician as hard as they (or former Obama staffer podcast bros) do
I have never had a job I would defend even a fraction as much as every single person who works at the New York Times does.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I wouldn’t even defend being a musician as hard as they (or former Obama staffer podcast bros) do
Got SNAP benefits for the month, so the exact nature of my bitching will pivot to some other thing to be determined later.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Got SNAP benefits for the month, so the exact nature of my bitching will pivot to some other thing to be determined later.
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Chapter *mumbles inaudibly* of Everett Flabbergasters:
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chapter *mumbles inaudibly* of Everett Flabbergasters:
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
Nothing happens to me when I do this but I’ve got everyone blocked lol
watch what happens to any trans woman on this site that stands up for the concept that trans men have real and unique problems, or, god forbid, that nonbinary people who don't take hormones do. watch closely.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nothing happens to me when I do this but I’ve got everyone blocked lol
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THIS
So much of any “but we need him because he’s so uniquely special” comes from this kind of self fulfilling prophecy.
If they end up in power they must be worth more than other people and if they are worth more than others then they should be lauded and kept in power regardless of accusations.
So much of any “but we need him because he’s so uniquely special” comes from this kind of self fulfilling prophecy.
If they end up in power they must be worth more than other people and if they are worth more than others then they should be lauded and kept in power regardless of accusations.
More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
THIS
So much of any “but we need him because he’s so uniquely special” comes from this kind of self fulfilling prophecy.
If they end up in power they must be worth more than other people and if they are worth more than others then they should be lauded and kept in power regardless of accusations.
So much of any “but we need him because he’s so uniquely special” comes from this kind of self fulfilling prophecy.
If they end up in power they must be worth more than other people and if they are worth more than others then they should be lauded and kept in power regardless of accusations.
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The thing that crashed Vine in the first place was the top creators coming together to demand a higher % of profit and more control over the product they make and the owners took thier ball and went home
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The thing that crashed Vine in the first place was the top creators coming together to demand a higher % of profit and more control over the product they make and the owners took thier ball and went home
If you’re posting about buying merch from a pop star while I still haven’t received SNAP benefits for this month, that impacts my level of respect for you.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you’re posting about buying merch from a pop star while I still haven’t received SNAP benefits for this month, that impacts my level of respect for you.
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Media commentators will write 1000 words about how confusing and embarrassing it is to use a singular “they” pronoun and then use the word “nothingburger” 300 times to refer to everything from extrajudicial murder to child exploitation rings.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Media commentators will write 1000 words about how confusing and embarrassing it is to use a singular “they” pronoun and then use the word “nothingburger” 300 times to refer to everything from extrajudicial murder to child exploitation rings.
Conversely, if I am asking a question it is absolutely a trap to make you look stupid. I already know everything, what could you possibly offer me? lol
If I ask a question I promise I’m not doing a bit. I am genuinely seeking more information or perspective and welcome all non snarky input.
I’m not a lot of things but you can trust what I post as an honest attempt to understand. I think most of us are trying to figure things out in real time.
I’m not a lot of things but you can trust what I post as an honest attempt to understand. I think most of us are trying to figure things out in real time.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Conversely, if I am asking a question it is absolutely a trap to make you look stupid. I already know everything, what could you possibly offer me? lol
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Hey sooooo there was major anti-marijuana, anti-hemp product language in that deal struck to reopen the government that just passed.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hey sooooo there was major anti-marijuana, anti-hemp product language in that deal struck to reopen the government that just passed.
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I have been doing all the stuff that every successful online artist tells you to do for over a decade and I’m here to tell you:
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have been doing all the stuff that every successful online artist tells you to do for over a decade and I’m here to tell you:
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
No one will ever convince me that Democrats, for whatever their faults, aren’t the best option to hold power. Joe Biden paid for a new roof for my house. Republican starve me. It’s very simple.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No one will ever convince me that Democrats, for whatever their faults, aren’t the best option to hold power. Joe Biden paid for a new roof for my house. Republican starve me. It’s very simple.
Hey sooooo there was major anti-marijuana, anti-hemp product language in that deal struck to reopen the government that just passed.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hey sooooo there was major anti-marijuana, anti-hemp product language in that deal struck to reopen the government that just passed.
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Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Music is basically a detective novel where the musicians are the suspects/criminals, the listener is the detective and of course the music is the crime. The listener tries to determine what happened and what was the motivation, while the musicians try to obscure this, so they can get away with it.
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Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
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If you're not following me on YouTube, go do it!
youtu.be/UL4JlvGuO7Q?...
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The PR Unboxing That Left Me SPEECHLESS
YouTube video by Jordan Myrick
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you're not following me on YouTube, go do it!
youtu.be/UL4JlvGuO7Q?...
youtu.be/UL4JlvGuO7Q?...
What’s the most embarrassing thing you take real earnest value from? For instance, for me, it’s the scene from Sherlock BBC where Sherlock asks Moriarty how he never feels pain and Moriarty says “You always *feel* it, but you don’t have to *fear* it.”
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s the most embarrassing thing you take real earnest value from? For instance, for me, it’s the scene from Sherlock BBC where Sherlock asks Moriarty how he never feels pain and Moriarty says “You always *feel* it, but you don’t have to *fear* it.”
I have been doing all the stuff that every successful online artist tells you to do for over a decade and I’m here to tell you:
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have been doing all the stuff that every successful online artist tells you to do for over a decade and I’m here to tell you:
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
It’s just money & being hot. That’s the only way. Either you have money & are hot (& are willing to show it) & that’s enough to get engagement or you don’t and it’s not.
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“You either live with a witch or put your son in the ground
You either learn to love her or you learn the hideous sound
of your daughter when she screams and the water goes down
You strike to kill, but I have already drowned.”
Trans rights and queer solidarity now and forever ✊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
You either learn to love her or you learn the hideous sound
of your daughter when she screams and the water goes down
You strike to kill, but I have already drowned.”
Trans rights and queer solidarity now and forever ✊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Invisibility Cloak, by Stuffy Doll
track by Stuffy Doll
stuffydollband.bandcamp.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“You either live with a witch or put your son in the ground
You either learn to love her or you learn the hideous sound
of your daughter when she screams and the water goes down
You strike to kill, but I have already drowned.”
Trans rights and queer solidarity now and forever ✊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
You either learn to love her or you learn the hideous sound
of your daughter when she screams and the water goes down
You strike to kill, but I have already drowned.”
Trans rights and queer solidarity now and forever ✊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈