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There should be a "nod" for fat guys with moustaches, and cops shouldn't be allowed to do it
July 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There should be a "nod" for fat guys with moustaches, and cops shouldn't be allowed to do it
Every time my baby says literally "goo goo ga ga" I think she's trolling me
June 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Every time my baby says literally "goo goo ga ga" I think she's trolling me
Was just reminded of the "conditional hypothetical" thing the skull measuring IQ guys came up with (via the latest @maxread.info ) and realized one of my daughter's fav nursery rhymes has one. Bro you're congratulating yourself on being as smart as a literal baby!
March 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Was just reminded of the "conditional hypothetical" thing the skull measuring IQ guys came up with (via the latest @maxread.info ) and realized one of my daughter's fav nursery rhymes has one. Bro you're congratulating yourself on being as smart as a literal baby!
I feel like at a certain age you either become a streetwear guy who wears giant sneakers that look like a McDonalds PlayPlace or you start getting obsessed with increasingly baroque kinds of Cotton
January 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I feel like at a certain age you either become a streetwear guy who wears giant sneakers that look like a McDonalds PlayPlace or you start getting obsessed with increasingly baroque kinds of Cotton
Kubernetes? But I hardly know 'er netes
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Kubernetes? But I hardly know 'er netes
Kind of a shame we'll never get to see Gen Z go through the experience Millennials had of reading thousands of articles about how their generation is ruining everything (because they don't know how to read)
January 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Kind of a shame we'll never get to see Gen Z go through the experience Millennials had of reading thousands of articles about how their generation is ruining everything (because they don't know how to read)
My parents today when temperatures in Florida briefly went below 60F
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My parents today when temperatures in Florida briefly went below 60F
What's the opposite of tender & mild, in terms of infants? Tough and spicy? I think mine is that
December 25, 2024 at 10:27 PM
What's the opposite of tender & mild, in terms of infants? Tough and spicy? I think mine is that
I regret to inform Santa Claus has joined the grey tribe
December 14, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I regret to inform Santa Claus has joined the grey tribe
This CEO assassination feels like a peak Law & Order episode except that one would end with McCoy finding out about the evils of the health insurance industry and somehow charging the whole company with felony murder (then regretfully sending the shooter to the electric chair, for Justice)
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 AM
This CEO assassination feels like a peak Law & Order episode except that one would end with McCoy finding out about the evils of the health insurance industry and somehow charging the whole company with felony murder (then regretfully sending the shooter to the electric chair, for Justice)
Imagine if everyone in 60s Star Trek smoked and then every time a new series comes out the fans insist they have to include the smoking and actually they're syntherettes and they're healthy for you
December 2, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Imagine if everyone in 60s Star Trek smoked and then every time a new series comes out the fans insist they have to include the smoking and actually they're syntherettes and they're healthy for you
Now that Bluesky has a normie population I wonder if I could stir up shit with some "Arlo Guthrie was a nepo baby" discourse
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Now that Bluesky has a normie population I wonder if I could stir up shit with some "Arlo Guthrie was a nepo baby" discourse
When did they start giving hurricanes such dork ass names. They should be named after ancient Mesopotamian deities. Nobody should have to be afraid of "Milton".
October 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
When did they start giving hurricanes such dork ass names. They should be named after ancient Mesopotamian deities. Nobody should have to be afraid of "Milton".
Imagining different ways a drill sergeant could say "hawk tuah"
September 6, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Imagining different ways a drill sergeant could say "hawk tuah"
I'm sorry I can't stop thinking it
August 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I'm sorry I can't stop thinking it
My neighborhood is known for its street art, some of which is highly political
August 2, 2024 at 2:58 PM
My neighborhood is known for its street art, some of which is highly political
It's that wonderful time when everyone in France is talking about the JO, how much they love watching/participating in the JO, how we're going to JO for three weeks etc
July 27, 2024 at 7:51 AM
It's that wonderful time when everyone in France is talking about the JO, how much they love watching/participating in the JO, how we're going to JO for three weeks etc
What did Kamala mean exactly when she said "because the past is never more than the internal essence (in-itself) of the future it encloses this presence of the past is the presence to consciousness of consciousness itself, and no true external determination"?
July 12, 2024 at 10:44 AM
What did Kamala mean exactly when she said "because the past is never more than the internal essence (in-itself) of the future it encloses this presence of the past is the presence to consciousness of consciousness itself, and no true external determination"?
Tommee Tippee is a "Trump administration official" ass name for a baby bottle brand
July 7, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Tommee Tippee is a "Trump administration official" ass name for a baby bottle brand
Changing the crenellations on my palazzo to own the Ghibellines
July 1, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Changing the crenellations on my palazzo to own the Ghibellines
*trying to start a new TikTok trend* FOV: you have limited peripheral vision
June 22, 2024 at 1:47 PM
*trying to start a new TikTok trend* FOV: you have limited peripheral vision
You're telling me robots dotted this txt
June 8, 2024 at 5:08 PM
You're telling me robots dotted this txt
For sale: baby shoes. Never fired, only dropped once.
June 8, 2024 at 1:08 PM
For sale: baby shoes. Never fired, only dropped once.
Just had the wild thought that when my kid is old enough to understand such things I'll have to explain Twitter -- and maybe all of traditional social media -- as a weird old timey fad like CB radio
June 4, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Just had the wild thought that when my kid is old enough to understand such things I'll have to explain Twitter -- and maybe all of traditional social media -- as a weird old timey fad like CB radio
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if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian
April 25, 2024 at 6:23 PM
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian