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Kelsey
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Always yelling about Texas politics and how Bucky Barnes deserved better.

[Sub Radio voice] I just wanna make it plain for you: whatever your gender is I'm gay for you.
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Yungblud
The Rosa Diaz with a puppy meme that has been edited to read "I've only had Yungblud for a day and half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Aggies were down 30-3 at the half, and made the biggest comeback in A&M history to beat USC 31-30!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
The most beautiful woman in the entire world standing on the very last row of the third tier at Kyle Field. She is in the lower right part of the frame, bathed in sunlight, clearly screaming her head off in joy. She has never felt so alive in her life. There are people kissing in celebration on the left side of the frame, and a guy filming on his phone in the middle of the frame along with multiple American flags. I cannot stress enough this has been the greatest day of my life. Four people with their arms around each other, wearing aggie gear, with most of the Kyle Field crowd in the background.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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The dichotomy of man @virginiam.bsky.social
Bluesky user tidbit.bsky.social posted: "I want to do a family feud style thing. Please reply with the first Greek God that you think of. Please reskeet for increased sample size" Below that post is me replying "Hera" and virginiam.bsky.social replying "Persephone"
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Me at my phone all the time
Matthew McConaughey looking downward while taking an aggressive drag on either a cigarette or joint, I'm not familiar with the origins of this meme so I can't say which. Also I can only spell his name because the kid is obsessed with MM'd kids book, make of that what you will.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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All of us watching election results right now
One panel of Castiel saying "good things do happen, Dean" Reaction panel of Dean making a tortured but stoic face and saying "not in my experience"
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Me watching election results roll in:
Allie Brosh's famous comic panel of a poorly drawn blob person raising their hands in excitement, wearing a party hat, displaying the most tentative smile a cartoon blob can have. That blob person is standing in front of sunshine and spirals and a big rainbow, and along the arch of the rainbow are the hand-lettered words "maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit"
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Yes, I'm still talking about Yungblud and you can't stop me
The meme of Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99, edited to read "I've only had yungblud for a day and a half. But if anything happened to him, I could kill everyone in this room and then myself."
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I feel you as someone who had a haircut that looked like I got a weekly wash and set at the salon before my 4:30PM dinner
Two small children, one in white with an emoji over their face. The other, ME, is wearing a top with a ruffled neckline and has a Golden Girls haircut (pixie short but big curls on top).
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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To get more information on what Low has discovered, I trekked eight steps to my bookshelf
A book cover for The Second Shift, by Arlie Russell Hochschild with Anne Machung. The banner says "A New York Times notable book" and the blurb says "No book analyzes the human impact of the work-family track for both sexes more perceptively or thoroughly than this important, provocative study of the dynamics of two-career couples. -Newsday" The cover is dark orange with a cartoon briefcase on it.
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I was rabid over him in American Outlaws when I was like, 12
Timothy Dalton in post civil war period attire complete with very stupid little hat, but with a full beard and eye crinkles that gave nine angels their wings just from reposting this image. Also I know people say "like, 12" a lot but when I refer to this I was literally 12 and didn't know what to do with All of That.
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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HWAT?!

Also
Me, drunk off my face in a bar, with Jared Padalecki. Yes I know he's not as cool as Misha Collins but it still happened. There is also a third person there who is faceless by choice, with their Tumblr icon over their picture.
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Image of Parker from Leverage lifting a jeweled tiara with a look of avarice on her face.
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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My sources inform me that yungblud has sensory tents at his shows for neurodivergent fans, and is openly pansexual. He also has a song with these lyrics
My daddy put a gun to my head Said, "If you kiss a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead" So I tied him up with gaffa tape And locked him in a shed Then I went out to the garden And I fucked my best friend
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I'm so elderly that I only stumbled across Yungblud LAST WEEK, but I'm already like
The Rosa Diaz meme where she's holding the puppy, which has been edited to read "I've only had YUNGBLUD for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I got the blowout because I got a hair cut, and today I styled it like usual and THE CURLS ARE SO SPRINGY WITH ALL THE WEIGHT OFF

I just keep boinging my own curls and giggling.
The same devastatingly gorgeous brunette, but her new hair is curly and shiny and springy. She is making a big cheesy smile and gesturing to her hair, like this is the hair of all time.
October 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The further adventures of Business Kelsey
The same beautiful brunette with a ridiculous straight blowout, but this time in the background there's books, a random owl statue, a framed print of a circle comprised of half Captain America's shield and half the Winter Soldier's arm, a watercolor of Team Cap from CA:CW, and Baby's Kansas license plate from SPN. Somehow I still look like a harried middle manager
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I look ridiculous with a blowout. Hello, it is I, Business Kelsey
A picture of an incredibly gorgeous brunette who looks ten years older than usual because her hair is straight. It's not flattering.
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I know y'all wanna see it, here is the cute ass Dana Scully hair I got two years ago before my stylist rudely got so booked she didn't have to work on Saturdays anymore
The same chagrined woman (me) 30lbs heavier and two years younger, with Dana Scully's exact hair
September 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Got my former hairstylist, who is now successful enough to not have to work Saturdays, to make a Saturday exception for me by sending her this picture and saying "That cute ass Dana Scully hair you did two years ago was my last haircut"
A picture of the most incredibly beautiful woman in the world with long curly brunette hair. She is (I am) making a chagrined face and wearing a grey T-shirt. You may think "curls!" but my stylist and I both see the truth, which is that all of that hair is hanging heavily with all the volume at the bottom, and she could snip some layers in there that put the volume at the top, and thereby change my whole life. She also said "Oh my God I know a gay girl in Dallas I need to introduce you to" so I'm winning on multiple fronts.
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Screenshot of Tumblr post. Post 1 from yb-cringe: the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there Reblog from yb-cringe: if you have dug two graves on your path for revenge bring a condom too
September 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Depressed I can't include the whole photo in my user pic, because my shirt is 🔥
Legit the hottest woman you've ever seen. She has long, shiny, brown, curly hair cascading on both sides of her shoulders over a t-shirt that reads "Protect trans youth" with a picture of an adult possum cuddled around a baby possum done up in the colors of the trans pride flag. I can't stress enough how beautiful this woman is, you just have to believe me. (I'm sorry for misleading our alt text friends, the woman in question is very mid but the shirt is very cool)
September 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Headed to gay karaoke so I sure hope these shoes say "I'm very good at kissing and necking and fooling around and other such sapphic activities"
Yours truly is taking a mirror selfie, wearing the most futch outfit I own, with one leg up to point to the adidas allstars we all had in middle school. I am making a very stupid face. I'm wearing a cropped short sleeve button down and bell-bottoms. And a big obnoxious watch. Someone please like me.
August 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Let's see you at 21
A picture of me at 21, standing next to another person whose face has been obscured by an emoji. My hair is shiny, my skin is clear, I am wearing a low cut black dress. I cannot stress enough how amazing my tits look. They look phenomenal. We are talking Jamie Lee Curtis in "True Lies" phenomenal. God I miss those boobs.
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Video game screen with green text that reads "Everyone disliked that"
August 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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AMAZING!!!

I also would never get a tattoo based on that terrible show.
Close up on my left ankle, and the Mark of Cain tattoo etched thereon.
August 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM