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Stuart
@stuartmanderson.bsky.social
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RIP Twitter account (2009-2024).
Hello Mr Bluesky...

UK citizen
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Please thank your daughter for introducing me to this creepy disturbing game.

The iconic game cover image is probably the most doable.
A mythical figure with antlers rises into the moonlight. A mythical figure with antlers rises into the moonlight within a forest scene. Two children look up towards it.
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Sleep well children, sleep well... 😮
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Yay! 🇪🇺
September 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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@jaunty.art , heavens above. This one might not have been too far from the truth and now I'm struggling to get the "Keith Harris" image out of my mind. Thank you very much...
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It's arrived! Khaki definitely the right colour for this design. Print is big, bold with tons of kapow. Love it.

Slightly paranoid about sizing as I was bottom of medium and top of small sizing. Other half says it looks fine. What do you think?!
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The perfect socks to watch #Jaws50 at the Manchester IMAX. 🦈

My other half hadn't seen it for many, many years and jumped and grimaced at all the right parts. 🫨
Shark themed socks
September 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Councillor George Finch, aged 19, is Warwickshire's youngest-ever county council leader. He is responsible for a 2 billion budget.

Half of this doesn't even make sense.
Key priorities for George Finch: Local government reorganisation - recommendations due in November A new flag policy - limiting council flag-flying to the Union, St George's and Warwickshire flags SEND provision - informed by his own family's experience CIlr Finch said: "They're going to see stable leadership, with a stable administration, with a cabinet that are looking through things with a fine tooth comb, with honesty, integrity and transparency, at the forefront of every decision making. "A full impact assessments, which is very, very important just on decision making. But policies. Yeah. Scrapping that zero all to the bare bone." He adds: "Making sure that, you know, taxpayers are getting a good bang for their buck when it comes to union reps, if we have to facilitate union rep due to statutory requirements. And I'm sorry, but you'll be paying rent if you work here. That's one of my big things. "We can't just allow people willy nilly to walk in when the taxpayers don't even know they are there. "Flag policies come in September. Local government reorganisation is a big one. We're putting our recommendations out in November of what we would like as a county council. "So that's one of my main things, is local government reorganisation, which I'm really excited to see."
August 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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When I *heard* this story on #Channel4 tonight, I experienced complete and utter confusion and horror. Don't get me wrong, this conflict IS terrible and lives have been lost.
#StarWars
News article from Channel 4 news headed "Thai fighter jet had bombed targets in neighbouring Cambodia". Picture of a "Tie fighter" space craft from the film Star Wars.
July 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Audi driver of course...
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Red Audi car parked completely on the pavement.
July 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Obviously can be seen as opaque patches, but I don't mind them.
June 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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...Chas as Felix Lighter? Or the baddie?

🗣️ What do you think Morph?
Morph at the children's TV exhibition many years ago.
June 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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No possible conflict of interest here?
A telegraph news article titled "net zero will not bring electricity prices down says British Gas boss"
May 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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By "Big Drugs", I can only assume you mean Cake?
May 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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You forgot the blood-soaked Dracula game, "I vant to bite your finger"🩸
April 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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"UK creating ‘murder prediction’ tool to identify people most likely to kill"

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Picture of the serial killer David Sowerbutts from the dark TV comedy Psychoville.
April 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Level 3. Quite a challenging game.
March 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Taking ages to load
March 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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More like a generation before that. N64 GoldenEye perhaps?
March 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Oh so now child labour is needed to fill gaps in the job market...
Another story from the other side of the pond that I think has not received the attention it should have has been a new piece of legislation introduced in Florida. The new bill would allow children as young as 14 to work overnight shifts on school days, filling the gap in the labour market left by Republicans efforts to enact mass deportation. Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, is in favour of loosening pesky child labour laws and his Senate approved a bill that would end a requirement that pupils work no more than 30 hours a week whilst also ending their right to 30-minute meal breaks.
March 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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The show has its knockers of course, but live TV isn't easy. Anything can happen...
March 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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How about a tiny touch of good-fulness to counter the awfulness.

By both astronomical and meteorological measures, at 9:01 today it will be officially Spring.
🪻
Screen shot of a Google search confirming that the 2025 Spring equinox falls on 20th March at 9:01.
March 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Indeed... extinction event almost.

names.darkgreener.com#stuart
March 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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But I like your woke scones...

Can we not have a story about storks delivering bundles of woke scones?
A picture of a stork flying over a beautiful landscape carrying a basket full of scones.
March 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM