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stuartcb.bsky.social
Chain Bear
@stuartcb.bsky.social
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You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.
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This is like the third time I've got her with this stupid joke
Text convo with a friend: Her: Just watching gaslight for the first time Her: The death becomes her music is very clearly an homage to this Me: Ah interesting Me: No we watched it together Her: I don't think so Me: Yeah definitely Me: (winky face)
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Mirror selfie except I'm holding my mug between the camera and the mirror so I'm peering over in the reflection. The mug is white with painted breeds and grasses
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Does this seem like a bread that really has "the best of both"?
Simpsons screenshot with Lionel Hutz delivering a speech in court and Marge looking embarrassed on the witness stand. It's the scene where he says "do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?" but there's no caption
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Got you a sexy gift.
Boxed toy of Cat Mario from Super Mario. He's yellow in a cat suit and comes with a bell
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Simpsons still where it's night in Lenny's kitchen and Homer is standing at the table and Lenny is at the fridge in pyjamas saying "hey Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow"
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Oh it's just this classic that's become part of the lexicon of Tumblr
Tumblr post where the first user says "the reading comprehension and overall common sense on this site is piss poor" and a reply reads "how dare you say we piss on the poor"
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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This Simpsons episode is like 28 years old but the end bit is one of the more obscure quotes that's hard burned into my head for some reason. And in recent years it does feel more and more like the goal of humanity.
Simpsons screenshot of military man giving a speech (to military graduates, off screen) with the text: The wars of the future wil not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In any case, most actual fighting will be done by small robots, and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Oh they've got this all screwed up
Packet of Old El Paso Tortilla Nachips, except it's been altered with digital red pen so it reads "Tortilla? Na, chips!" a là Lionel Hutz
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Manage to crack an NYT crossword goal this week with a Wednesday under 7 minutes.
Graph showing the Best Solve Time for each day of the week of the NYT crossword Monday 03:47 Tuesday 05:19 Wednesday 06:52 Thursday 11:33 Friday 13:47 Saturday 14:50 Sunday 19:24
October 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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"I have a plug, Greg. Can you recycle me?"
Poster on a tube train that has a car surrounded by appliances. The text reads "Gaze into my eyes tube riders. Anything with a plug, battery or cable can be recycled"
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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When I throw an orgy but I'm modest about it.
A still from a movie. Four middle aged Japanese men stand aggressively in a doorway. The caption reads "Okay. Let's have some of your normal noodles"
October 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Edit of Classically lit memes Tumblr post so it reads RIP to everyone killed for their hubris by (F1) but im different. and better. maybe even better than (F1)
October 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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"Bernie is dying"
"This ain't about him"
YouTube thumbnail from More Perfect Union called "I Took Bernie into Deep Trump Country. Can he win them over?" and the image is a shot of a guy driving a car with Bernie in the seat next to him, slid down looking like he's gripping for deal life with a panicked expression (probably just his Resting Bernie Pose)
September 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Sometimes you just see what you see
Snippet of text message I'm sent an image of a tuxedo cat, loafed, facing forwards. His front paws are tucked in front on his chest all round and prominent. "Look at those front paws" I reply "oh delightful" ... "Though they do look a bit like big naturals"
September 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Was watching a film yesterday and what a line, honestly
Still from a film, interior. A blonde woman is looking at a brunette man (we're looking over his shoulder) Voice over captions read: "Every time l go on date, I suffer from the same deception as with a Big Mac."
September 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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When Colin goes too far
Night photo of car with number plate WH04 COL
August 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Photo of book page, text reads "The dyes that I used in ny dressmaking were composed from various i ingredients, depending on the colour required, but almost allrequired nightshade, sapphire, keese wing, the leaves of the silent princess plant, Octorok eyeball, swift violet, thistle and hightail lizard. In addition, for the red I had used for Abrila's dress, I employed spicy pepper, the tail of the red lizalfos and four Hylian shrooms. Despite he abundance of component parts, the resultant mixture was as inoffensive the to the nose as it was damaging to the body." Underlines is "red lizalfos and four hylian shrooms"
August 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Luigi from Mario bros squinting at a phone screen
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Stargate planet has three moons but they're all Earth's moon
Screrncap from Stargate. It's a desert with a pyramid and two tiny figures in the foreground. In the blue sky are three moons, all Earth's moon rotated and scaled in various ways
August 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I'll never stop finding the relentless commodification of Squid Game hilarious
A red box of Best Cereal that's Squid Game themes with one of the guards on the front and netflix logo in the corner. It's honeycomb crisp flavour apparently.
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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For a minute I thought Robert Downey Jr had been cast as Harry Potter
Photo of a photo spread of a magazine article where there's a guy that looks like Robert Downey Jr if he was 40 and came from Slough, in loose fitting shirt, tie and coat with messy hair
July 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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crambled snake
A children's 10 piece jigsaw of a startled snake. One of the little wobbly jigsaw bits has broken off leaving the caption reading "crambled snake!"
July 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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No! Fuck off.
Screenshot of email from Google, Titled: We’ve made it easier for Gemini to interact with your device With body text: We’re updating how Gemini interacts with some of the apps on your Android device. What’s changing Gemini will soon be able to help you use Phone, Messages, WhatsApp and Utilities on your phone, whether your Gemini Apps Activity is on or off.
June 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Traded a couple of degrees for humidity over here
Home digital room thermometer showing 28.2° and 47% humidity
June 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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That's a new PB!
Completion splash for the NYT crossword saying congratulations! You finished the Monday puzzle in 03:47 (8 day streak, 4:20 faster than average)
May 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM