alex
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roses really smell like labubu
August 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
roses really smell like labubu
i’ve never known joy quite like being cozily tucked into bed just now when my wife got home and uttered the words “i brought you a pretzel… it’s from auntie anne’s”
August 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i’ve never known joy quite like being cozily tucked into bed just now when my wife got home and uttered the words “i brought you a pretzel… it’s from auntie anne’s”
uber driver with a tesla has an “i voted 2024” sticker on display on their dashboard… baby for who
July 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
uber driver with a tesla has an “i voted 2024” sticker on display on their dashboard… baby for who
the top chef judges should be able to send someone home for being annoying imo
June 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the top chef judges should be able to send someone home for being annoying imo
trr making their logo gay for pride… ijbol
June 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
trr making their logo gay for pride… ijbol
appreciating the pitt 1/3 of the way through but i fear there’s only room for one fictional emergency room at the formative media factory and for me? that’s all saints hospital
May 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
appreciating the pitt 1/3 of the way through but i fear there’s only room for one fictional emergency room at the formative media factory and for me? that’s all saints hospital
natasha lyonne vaping in the coffin in the funeral home episode of poker face… real
May 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
natasha lyonne vaping in the coffin in the funeral home episode of poker face… real
i know their show is literally over but it’s not too late to get edi patterson and tim baltz on hot ones versus. y’all we can still do it.
May 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i know their show is literally over but it’s not too late to get edi patterson and tim baltz on hot ones versus. y’all we can still do it.
deeply humbled to announce i’m entering the sensory nightmare phase of growing out a 10-year-old undercut just in time for summer 🙂
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
deeply humbled to announce i’m entering the sensory nightmare phase of growing out a 10-year-old undercut just in time for summer 🙂
took ryder to a pet psychic today and they said he 1) “wants to go to a lot of bbqs this summer” and 2) “wants to become a brand ambassador for häagen-dazs” lmao
April 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
took ryder to a pet psychic today and they said he 1) “wants to go to a lot of bbqs this summer” and 2) “wants to become a brand ambassador for häagen-dazs” lmao
watching righteous gemstones for the first time and it really is just succession in a wacky little font, right down to judy & shiv both constantly flopping so hard that they somehow circle back around to slay
April 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
watching righteous gemstones for the first time and it really is just succession in a wacky little font, right down to judy & shiv both constantly flopping so hard that they somehow circle back around to slay
i still don’t think movie nessa even said “me and boq” thatttt crazy tbh
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i still don’t think movie nessa even said “me and boq” thatttt crazy tbh
thought i’d seen it all until i saw someone offer—and i can’t stress this enough—viable embryos in my neighborhood buy nothing facebook group
March 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
thought i’d seen it all until i saw someone offer—and i can’t stress this enough—viable embryos in my neighborhood buy nothing facebook group
ted lasso WOULD be coming back in tr*mp’s am*rica
March 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
ted lasso WOULD be coming back in tr*mp’s am*rica
oh ms. harmony cobel you will always be famous <3
March 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
oh ms. harmony cobel you will always be famous <3
well if THIS ain’t me
February 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
well if THIS ain’t me
i hope white lotus ends with carrie coon & parker posey teaming up to murder everyone
February 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i hope white lotus ends with carrie coon & parker posey teaming up to murder everyone
every year i am shocked by the amount of Posting people do on valentine’s day
February 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
every year i am shocked by the amount of Posting people do on valentine’s day
watch me eat my words for saying this but i feel like it’s impossible to be spoiled for severance bc even if one were to encounter a spoiler it’d be like… well ok. what the hell am i even looking at
February 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
watch me eat my words for saying this but i feel like it’s impossible to be spoiled for severance bc even if one were to encounter a spoiler it’d be like… well ok. what the hell am i even looking at
what happened laundrily this week can never happen again
January 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
what happened laundrily this week can never happen again
hiccuping so loud rn i feel like i need to text the neighbors with whom i share a wall my apologies
December 31, 2024 at 4:02 AM
hiccuping so loud rn i feel like i need to text the neighbors with whom i share a wall my apologies
screaming at my tv like it’s the super bowl any time there’s a team of very obviously gay people on pop culture jeopardy
December 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
screaming at my tv like it’s the super bowl any time there’s a team of very obviously gay people on pop culture jeopardy
just watched a girl next to me on the train successively search for “food” then “dave’s hot chicken” then “tendies” then “sweet chick”. beeeeeen there
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
just watched a girl next to me on the train successively search for “food” then “dave’s hot chicken” then “tendies” then “sweet chick”. beeeeeen there
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hey we saw you across the bar and think you lack geopolitical savvy
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 AM
hey we saw you across the bar and think you lack geopolitical savvy
it’s so insulting when i google something i’ve been thinking about buying for a while and the search result says “you visit often”. bitch…
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 AM
it’s so insulting when i google something i’ve been thinking about buying for a while and the search result says “you visit often”. bitch…