Slartibartfast the Stable Genius
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I am the coal in the canary mine. My name is Wakefield. I got a box full of your toys. COYS.
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I made a video about @textfiles.com 🔥🤙
Early internet culture at its best! Link 👇👇👇
youtu.be/rQY6di4s3wI?...
Early internet culture at its best! Link 👇👇👇
youtu.be/rQY6di4s3wI?...
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I made a video about @textfiles.com 🔥🤙
Early internet culture at its best! Link 👇👇👇
youtu.be/rQY6di4s3wI?...
Early internet culture at its best! Link 👇👇👇
youtu.be/rQY6di4s3wI?...
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wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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This is a 100% True Story, based on me and STAR WARS: LEGION, by the way. I had dozens of expansions for it, until it became overwhelming.
I still have the starter set, btw, and may just paint it up.
I still have the starter set, btw, and may just paint it up.
It's a starter DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Gamey new strip up now, back at the Mothership!
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/21/1...
Reblog/Repost/Re-whatevs, thank you kindly!
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/21/1...
Reblog/Repost/Re-whatevs, thank you kindly!
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is a 100% True Story, based on me and STAR WARS: LEGION, by the way. I had dozens of expansions for it, until it became overwhelming.
I still have the starter set, btw, and may just paint it up.
I still have the starter set, btw, and may just paint it up.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are fun to watch again!
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Pittsburgh Penguins are fun to watch again!
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See this one? I got a kick out of it. One would almost think it’s real. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
R.F.K., Jr.: A Day in the Life
Why riding underneath the car is safer than riding inside the car, and other neato things to learn from the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
www.newyorker.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
See this one? I got a kick out of it. One would almost think it’s real. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Just look at photojournalist Linda Tirado (killermartinis here, though I'm not tagging her in), shot in the facce by a pepper round in 2020 while covering the George Floyd demonstrations in MPLS.
She not only lost her eye, but suffered brain damage which will be fatal to her (she's in hospice now).
She not only lost her eye, but suffered brain damage which will be fatal to her (she's in hospice now).
A journalist shot by police while covering the 2020 protests is dying of her injuries
Linda Tirado, 42, lost her eye and suffered a brain injury after being shot by Minneapolis police in 2020. The National Press Club said she developed dementia as a result and "is at life's end."
www.npr.org
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just look at photojournalist Linda Tirado (killermartinis here, though I'm not tagging her in), shot in the facce by a pepper round in 2020 while covering the George Floyd demonstrations in MPLS.
She not only lost her eye, but suffered brain damage which will be fatal to her (she's in hospice now).
She not only lost her eye, but suffered brain damage which will be fatal to her (she's in hospice now).
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Fabulous 3 points off a good team. And a 3rd clean sheet in 5 games. Sometimes laboured in the second half and there were moments of luck but there were moments of class, everyone worked hard and the subs brought new energy and shored it up and overall a deserved victory. #COYS
October 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fabulous 3 points off a good team. And a 3rd clean sheet in 5 games. Sometimes laboured in the second half and there were moments of luck but there were moments of class, everyone worked hard and the subs brought new energy and shored it up and overall a deserved victory. #COYS
Disgusting
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Disgusting
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Hope this man is having the best day
September 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hope this man is having the best day
The USA Supreme Court is obviously in favor of unlimited Presidential power
September 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The USA Supreme Court is obviously in favor of unlimited Presidential power
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My cartoon for the @theguardian.com books autumn reads special.
September 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My cartoon for the @theguardian.com books autumn reads special.
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Great overview of the squad - especially for anyone new to Spurs Women and thinking about starting to watch the team this season (KO at 12 noon UK time!).
Some reading for y'all during halftime of Sonny & Co's thrashing of the USMNT.
It's not all bad for #THWFC this season (admittedly a low bar after 2024/25), but Martin Ho still has a big task ahead of him in his first season as manager.
#COYS
spurs-across-the-pond.ghost.io/2025-26-wome...
It's not all bad for #THWFC this season (admittedly a low bar after 2024/25), but Martin Ho still has a big task ahead of him in his first season as manager.
#COYS
spurs-across-the-pond.ghost.io/2025-26-wome...
2025/26 Women's Super League Season Preview
Spurs Women are set to start the new Women's Super League season with largely the same squad from the previous campaign, but a new manager at the helm.
spurs-across-the-pond.ghost.io
September 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Great overview of the squad - especially for anyone new to Spurs Women and thinking about starting to watch the team this season (KO at 12 noon UK time!).
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✍️NEW BLOG: Spurs Supporters Preview the Season
Includes: rating the manager & signings, signings we wished we'd got, WSL predictions, & women's team priorities post-Levy
Contributors: @laurencoys.bsky.social @tonaliana.bsky.social a.bsky.social, Alfred, Jack & Rachel
spurswomen.uk/2025/09/06/s...
Includes: rating the manager & signings, signings we wished we'd got, WSL predictions, & women's team priorities post-Levy
Contributors: @laurencoys.bsky.social @tonaliana.bsky.social a.bsky.social, Alfred, Jack & Rachel
spurswomen.uk/2025/09/06/s...
Spurs Supporters’ 2025-6 Season Preview in 9 Parts.
With the season about to start, five Spurs supporters who write or talk about Spurs Women provide a preview, giving their views on topics that include the new manager, summer transfer window, expec…
spurswomen.uk
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
✍️NEW BLOG: Spurs Supporters Preview the Season
Includes: rating the manager & signings, signings we wished we'd got, WSL predictions, & women's team priorities post-Levy
Contributors: @laurencoys.bsky.social @tonaliana.bsky.social a.bsky.social, Alfred, Jack & Rachel
spurswomen.uk/2025/09/06/s...
Includes: rating the manager & signings, signings we wished we'd got, WSL predictions, & women's team priorities post-Levy
Contributors: @laurencoys.bsky.social @tonaliana.bsky.social a.bsky.social, Alfred, Jack & Rachel
spurswomen.uk/2025/09/06/s...
I hate commercials so much. Yes, even ones that are trying to be clever or funny. And of course 80% of commercials are now for drug companies
August 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate commercials so much. Yes, even ones that are trying to be clever or funny. And of course 80% of commercials are now for drug companies
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The triumphant return of Trinity Rodman.
Presented by Google Pixel
Presented by Google Pixel
August 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The triumphant return of Trinity Rodman.
Presented by Google Pixel
Presented by Google Pixel
The Pittsburgh Pirates haven't been to the world series in 46 years.
August 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Pittsburgh Pirates haven't been to the world series in 46 years.
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
Heartbroken for Spain. They are such a fun team to watch
July 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Heartbroken for Spain. They are such a fun team to watch
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Important reminder today that Hulk Hogan was not just a piece of shit; he was a treacherous, backstabbing, anti-union piece of shit. www.thesportster.com/wwe-hulk-hog...
Also, I was one of maybe 17 living people who ever visited Hulk Hogan's PastaMania, so I can authoritatively state that it sucked.
Also, I was one of maybe 17 living people who ever visited Hulk Hogan's PastaMania, so I can authoritatively state that it sucked.
How Hulk Hogan Killed Jesse Ventura's Plans For A Pro Wrestling Union
Jesse "The Body" Ventura wanted wrestlers to have a union, but you can point at Hulk Hogan for Vince McMahon putting a stop to it.
www.thesportster.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Important reminder today that Hulk Hogan was not just a piece of shit; he was a treacherous, backstabbing, anti-union piece of shit. www.thesportster.com/wwe-hulk-hog...
Also, I was one of maybe 17 living people who ever visited Hulk Hogan's PastaMania, so I can authoritatively state that it sucked.
Also, I was one of maybe 17 living people who ever visited Hulk Hogan's PastaMania, so I can authoritatively state that it sucked.
What's up with the auto scrolling comments in Instagram? Who thought that was a good feature?
July 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What's up with the auto scrolling comments in Instagram? Who thought that was a good feature?
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It's a SUPER DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Did we mention "SUPER"? SUPER new strip up now, at the Mothership:
www.dorktower.com/2025/07/11/1...
Reblog/Repost/Repeat, thanks from here to Krypton!
www.dorktower.com/2025/07/11/1...
Reblog/Repost/Repeat, thanks from here to Krypton!
July 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's a SUPER DORK TOWER FRIDAY! Did we mention "SUPER"? SUPER new strip up now, at the Mothership:
www.dorktower.com/2025/07/11/1...
Reblog/Repost/Repeat, thanks from here to Krypton!
www.dorktower.com/2025/07/11/1...
Reblog/Repost/Repeat, thanks from here to Krypton!
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Diego Luna is my new favorite USMNT player.
June 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Diego Luna is my new favorite USMNT player.
Loving Emma Hayes at USWNT.
June 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Loving Emma Hayes at USWNT.