Strobel
@strobel.bsky.social
Assoc. Optimization Director @ Gearbox. "Our favorite wookie! A stalwart Companion, bastion of knowledge, devious board game czar, and top notch friend." -Recent review via birthday card message ♠️
One of my unsung heroes of the year? The Coffee Table Jazz playlist on Spotify - it's always there to remind me that despite the world, I can take moments to mellow out.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
One of my unsung heroes of the year? The Coffee Table Jazz playlist on Spotify - it's always there to remind me that despite the world, I can take moments to mellow out.
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We are GOLD, baby!!! 🔥📀🔥
Sep. 12... we're coming for you!
Sep. 12... we're coming for you!
July 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We are GOLD, baby!!! 🔥📀🔥
Sep. 12... we're coming for you!
Sep. 12... we're coming for you!
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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I haven’t shared this anywhere yet, but I’m sick of sitting on it. 😭
April 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I haven’t shared this anywhere yet, but I’m sick of sitting on it. 😭
If you're not filling out all of these boxes on your tax form, are you even living life?
April 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you're not filling out all of these boxes on your tax form, are you even living life?
In the end, there are two kinds of people in this world. People that believe "Finders Keepers" is a legit way to live your life, and people with empathy.
March 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
In the end, there are two kinds of people in this world. People that believe "Finders Keepers" is a legit way to live your life, and people with empathy.
"Welcome to the new dark ages, I hope you're living right.
These are the new dark ages, and the world might end tonight."
These are the new dark ages, and the world might end tonight."
January 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Welcome to the new dark ages, I hope you're living right.
These are the new dark ages, and the world might end tonight."
These are the new dark ages, and the world might end tonight."
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It is vital that we give big ai trillions of dollars and let them burn through billions of cubic feet of natural gas per day so that students are able to get a passing grade without having to learn anything
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It is vital that we give big ai trillions of dollars and let them burn through billions of cubic feet of natural gas per day so that students are able to get a passing grade without having to learn anything