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Stringy
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Procrastinator and laggard.
what's the boss eyed prick saying now? So migrants can force people out of their homes, but good old British mouth breathing morons can't? Those same morons lap this nonsense up, so I guess his words aren't laughed at by everyone.
August 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
didn't see that coming
August 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
me nerves!
August 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I genuinely think he wanted a new challenge. These are footballers earning a huge amount of money. They’re not following a mate. It’s not school.
July 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Do you seriously think that would have influenced his decision? Trent wanted to go and experience playing in Spain; earn more money, new culture, and different playing style. Whether LFC win the league for the next 5 years wouldn't have changed a thing in his mind. Players aren't tribal like fans
July 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He's Nunez. There will be plenty of teams after his sort of clinical finishing, sharp decision making and moustache growing.
May 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
a polite turndown, disappointment morphing into unfathomable devastation and critical existential self-analysis, curtains closed during the daytime, takeaway wrappers piling up, discarded tear-drenched handkerchiefs, unbrushed hair and teeth, and wall-to-wall episodes of Bangers and Cash.
May 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Indeed. It's the same rule for eating a banana.
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
you're assuming you'd get a word in edgeways... I 'unconsciously unload' in my sleep. It's strange, because I talk to no-one when I'm actually awake.
May 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
it still is in my case
May 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
living the dream. I'm got a date with a microwave meal and an arctic roll this weekend. Counting the days.
May 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You can also be put in an Etch-a-Sketch and frustrate the kids from beyond the grave.
May 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Alice in Litherland
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love this - I'm getting the same in my garden, it's so busy this time of year. Also woodpeckers. dunnocks, and these lads
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Cover band?
Anal Prolapse?
Michael McIntyre?
April 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Great choice of soundtrack. Unchained Mallardy
April 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
it's dead easy for a temporary fix mate, it will get rid of the pain from any exposed nerves, and it will stop food and infections
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
DIY fillings at home - it's like a clay
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
ignore them. they're tossers.
April 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
a rabid dog that ate an industrial size paper towel before melting. What three year old wouldn't want that for a cake?
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
try Fuji 9 or equivalent. Not sure it will last 3 years though.
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's required for flippant burgers.
April 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM