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igrowplants 🌱🥸 and collect rocks 🪨 ✨️
#realhotnerdshịt 🦂👽
[she] come in peace with the piece 🙏🏾♏️
#realhotnerdshịt 🦂👽
[she] come in peace with the piece 🙏🏾♏️
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it don't smell like roaches in here or nothin!!!
my God daughter came over to play mortal combat. my bf was beating her, so I gave her a couple easy/close wins. then she told me i sucked... a few noob flawless victory fatalities later...
a woman blowing a kiss with the words " watch your mouth " above her
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January 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
my God daughter came over to play mortal combat. my bf was beating her, so I gave her a couple easy/close wins. then she told me i sucked... a few noob flawless victory fatalities later...
have you bit your partner in the past 5 mins? go. do it..
January 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
have you bit your partner in the past 5 mins? go. do it..
*wheeeeziingg 😭😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
*wheeeeziingg 😭😭😭
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42 tweets and the other was whacked so bad he couldn’t say a word
January 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
42 tweets and the other was whacked so bad he couldn’t say a word
but what is no, can i have the definition and language of origin??
January 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
but what is no, can i have the definition and language of origin??
😭😭😭 the way my friends used to yell this at each other
Nights like this I wish
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
😭😭😭 the way my friends used to yell this at each other
The only reason I made it fr 😬
January 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The only reason I made it fr 😬
Giiiiiirlaaaaa skskskskkk I'm kinda drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Giiiiiirlaaaaa skskskskkk I'm kinda drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I made my own xbox profile today. No more using the man's. Real gamer girlie 😎
January 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I made my own xbox profile today. No more using the man's. Real gamer girlie 😎
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me and the man cleaned the whole house. 🥰
January 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
me and the man cleaned the whole house. 🥰
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Idk who needs to hear this:
These politicians, athletes
actors, artists, rappers, reality personalities, the postman, your coworkers, barber, nail technician, Shit, yo pastor.. these ppl are NOT your friends & don't owe you A Muhphuqqahin Thing.
So fcvk em & fcvk you if you can't fathom this. 😂
These politicians, athletes
actors, artists, rappers, reality personalities, the postman, your coworkers, barber, nail technician, Shit, yo pastor.. these ppl are NOT your friends & don't owe you A Muhphuqqahin Thing.
So fcvk em & fcvk you if you can't fathom this. 😂
a man with a beard is surrounded by two women .
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January 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Idk who needs to hear this:
These politicians, athletes
actors, artists, rappers, reality personalities, the postman, your coworkers, barber, nail technician, Shit, yo pastor.. these ppl are NOT your friends & don't owe you A Muhphuqqahin Thing.
So fcvk em & fcvk you if you can't fathom this. 😂
These politicians, athletes
actors, artists, rappers, reality personalities, the postman, your coworkers, barber, nail technician, Shit, yo pastor.. these ppl are NOT your friends & don't owe you A Muhphuqqahin Thing.
So fcvk em & fcvk you if you can't fathom this. 😂
it's been raining but it's also been pretty warm. i hope to see some snow this week.
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
it's been raining but it's also been pretty warm. i hope to see some snow this week.
i don't care what i am going through, i will never be an "instant coffee" person.
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i don't care what i am going through, i will never be an "instant coffee" person.
Her R.O.D. verse, ungrateful, rather be, hiss, bigger in Texas, I think I love her freestyle, don't stop.... if MEG NAME ON IT HUN PLAY TS!!
What’s yall favorite Megan Thee Stallion song ? 👀 #blacksky
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January 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Her R.O.D. verse, ungrateful, rather be, hiss, bigger in Texas, I think I love her freestyle, don't stop.... if MEG NAME ON IT HUN PLAY TS!!
Heeeey I took toooo many shots😅😅😅😅
January 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Heeeey I took toooo many shots😅😅😅😅
What the alleged fk is Beyoncé about to do to meeeeeeee???
January 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What the alleged fk is Beyoncé about to do to meeeeeeee???
i just think me getting chicken wings shouldn't take this long.
January 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i just think me getting chicken wings shouldn't take this long.
January 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the only labradoodle i know that barely tolerates water but..
my fur baby is 7 mo today. 🥰
my fur baby is 7 mo today. 🥰
January 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the only labradoodle i know that barely tolerates water but..
my fur baby is 7 mo today. 🥰
my fur baby is 7 mo today. 🥰
going from pc to xbox playing sims.... i freaking hate it here!!
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a sidewalk .
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January 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
going from pc to xbox playing sims.... i freaking hate it here!!
rainy days + dark house + soup = my happy place.
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
rainy days + dark house + soup = my happy place.
babes car has seat warmers but no key start. my car has key start no seat warmers. 😕
January 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
babes car has seat warmers but no key start. my car has key start no seat warmers. 😕
I rolled up and Bluey is on 🥰
January 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I rolled up and Bluey is on 🥰
Now I need a bagel from panera
January 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Now I need a bagel from panera