Therapist: You pretentiously slip French words into conversations because of your deep-seated insecurity.

Me: Touché.

I've noticed that a lot of older folks have convinced themselves that all of society's problems can be solved through the magic of selfishness and racism.

I know there's a lot going on with furries and semiconductors right now but are we really just moving on from whatever the fuck happened to Mitch McConnell? That was some weird shit.

So, Barbie is that toy doll that's been around forever and they made a whole movie about it? I'll be damned...