Zens
@stpaulitician.bsky.social
Avid gardener (before and after legalization). Music junkie. Soul, blues, funk, and Hip Hop are my main bag. I read liner notes on albums. You should too. Ask me for my 🍏 music playlists. 🦋📷💰🎼🎹🎤🥁🎺🎷🎻🪈🎮🦋
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Good question, Junior!
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Good question, Junior!
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Remain rooted in your beliefs.
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Remain rooted in your beliefs.
“NutPeg”
See previous entry
See previous entry
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“NutPeg”
See previous entry
See previous entry
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Nutmeg is just short for NutMargaret. Or maybe that her sister, NutPeg.
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nutmeg is just short for NutMargaret. Or maybe that her sister, NutPeg.
My brain will not allow AI to properly infiltrate it because my heart beats cynicism through the body of a staunch contrarian. I don’t trust real people, but I’m supposed to think these robots are now in my corner?
May 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My brain will not allow AI to properly infiltrate it because my heart beats cynicism through the body of a staunch contrarian. I don’t trust real people, but I’m supposed to think these robots are now in my corner?
Entry level pesky devil
May 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Entry level pesky devil
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
Whyyyy when I’m at the Dr and I tell them “my neck hurts” I feel the need to point at my neck at the same time? What part of my brain goes “ya better point at it or else they might not know which neck you’re referring to…”
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Whyyyy when I’m at the Dr and I tell them “my neck hurts” I feel the need to point at my neck at the same time? What part of my brain goes “ya better point at it or else they might not know which neck you’re referring to…”
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Given they're pursuing felony charges, they will at some point have to convene a grand jury and get an indictment for this to move forward. A criminal complaint does not suffice.
Bondi declares war on the courts: "What has happened to our judiciary is beyond me ... they are deranged ... we are sending a very strong message today ... we will come after you and we will prosecute you. We will find you."
April 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Given they're pursuing felony charges, they will at some point have to convene a grand jury and get an indictment for this to move forward. A criminal complaint does not suffice.
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I have two things to say about the judge being arrested by the FBI.
1. Obstructing immigration is illegal but also morally correct.
2. I don’t believe a word the FBI or ICE says. They are lying. The judge is innocent.
1. Obstructing immigration is illegal but also morally correct.
2. I don’t believe a word the FBI or ICE says. They are lying. The judge is innocent.
April 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have two things to say about the judge being arrested by the FBI.
1. Obstructing immigration is illegal but also morally correct.
2. I don’t believe a word the FBI or ICE says. They are lying. The judge is innocent.
1. Obstructing immigration is illegal but also morally correct.
2. I don’t believe a word the FBI or ICE says. They are lying. The judge is innocent.
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Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
New images could change cancer diagnostics, but ICE detained the Harvard scientist who analyzes them
Without scientist Kseniia Petrova’s expertise, no one can fully unlock the data’s potential, putting crucial advancements in early cancer detection at risk.
www.nbcnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Almost every line of this story would have been simply unbelievable a few months ago:
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
—Pioneering cancer researcher;
—*Arrested* at airport in Boston;
—Now indefinite ICE detention in Louisiana;
—"Crime": not declaring some frog-embryo samples for research.
Read it.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
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15 Under-The-Radar Hip Hop Albums From 2010–2025 You Need To Hear hiphopgoldenage.com/list/15-unde...
15 Under-The-Radar Hip Hop Albums From 2010–2025 You Need To Hear - Hip Hop Golden Age
15 Under-The-Radar Hip Hop Albums From 2010–2025 You Need To Hear: This isn’t a ranking, and it’s not meant to be definitive. It’s a cross-section—a reminder that some of the most rewarding Hip Hop of...
hiphopgoldenage.com
April 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
15 Under-The-Radar Hip Hop Albums From 2010–2025 You Need To Hear hiphopgoldenage.com/list/15-unde...
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RFK Jr. is very loud and very WRONG about Autism.
1. It’s not a disease
2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.
1. It’s not a disease
2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
RFK Jr. is very loud and very WRONG about Autism.
1. It’s not a disease
2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.
1. It’s not a disease
2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.
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Hey.
I have an 18+ only art discord server for mutuals only if you want to join. Just DM me for the rules (if I don't get to you now. I'm asleep lol)
I have an 18+ only art discord server for mutuals only if you want to join. Just DM me for the rules (if I don't get to you now. I'm asleep lol)
April 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hey.
I have an 18+ only art discord server for mutuals only if you want to join. Just DM me for the rules (if I don't get to you now. I'm asleep lol)
I have an 18+ only art discord server for mutuals only if you want to join. Just DM me for the rules (if I don't get to you now. I'm asleep lol)
I get emails about my data being leaked constantly (please reset your password). They can’t keep our data safe with 19 firewalls, yet put all the onus on us to reset our passwords because they suck at their job. Just get rid of them.
March 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I get emails about my data being leaked constantly (please reset your password). They can’t keep our data safe with 19 firewalls, yet put all the onus on us to reset our passwords because they suck at their job. Just get rid of them.
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The reason DEI exists is so that competent, qualified people don't get passed over in favor of mediocre incompetent white men who had a well-connected buddy.
Or so that utter morons who share war plans on the group chat don't hire their brother and get away with it bc they're white dudes.
Or so that utter morons who share war plans on the group chat don't hire their brother and get away with it bc they're white dudes.
March 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The reason DEI exists is so that competent, qualified people don't get passed over in favor of mediocre incompetent white men who had a well-connected buddy.
Or so that utter morons who share war plans on the group chat don't hire their brother and get away with it bc they're white dudes.
Or so that utter morons who share war plans on the group chat don't hire their brother and get away with it bc they're white dudes.
“Hello. I love you. Wont you tell me your name?” - worst pick up line ever
March 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Hello. I love you. Wont you tell me your name?” - worst pick up line ever
Imagine having a kid and just giving it a bullshit name instead of giving it the most bad ass manner you can think of.
Oh really? Tim jr? Ed the III? Your dad was a single alcoholic his whole adult life, we don’t need more of you.
Oh really? Tim jr? Ed the III? Your dad was a single alcoholic his whole adult life, we don’t need more of you.
March 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Imagine having a kid and just giving it a bullshit name instead of giving it the most bad ass manner you can think of.
Oh really? Tim jr? Ed the III? Your dad was a single alcoholic his whole adult life, we don’t need more of you.
Oh really? Tim jr? Ed the III? Your dad was a single alcoholic his whole adult life, we don’t need more of you.
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It's hard to fire people for gross incompetence when you hired them for their gross incompetence.
March 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's hard to fire people for gross incompetence when you hired them for their gross incompetence.