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Doeug
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
wait no that's an actual name, i just wanted to misspell it funny
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
doug,,
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Now don't tell no soul, but we had one of them tax collector mages come round collect money. Took a bucket of water when they weren't looking and dumped it onto their spellbook. The rest was easy, shovelled them in the head, shovelled them in the dirt. Planted an apple tree on top of the bastard too
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Individual pieces!
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Uncommon item which for the longest time has been petitioned to be changed to Rare, until NASA's launch of the Ingenuity Mars Helicopter has caused an uptick in drop rate, completely thwarting playerbase's efforts.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The variety of gear on the German servers makes me wonder and wish if the devs will ever port more of it over
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Rare item. Despite it being not the most rare of items, I seem unable to drop one. In it's absence, I've equipped "the Thingy at the Back of the Throat;" but it is an unwieldy piece of Uncommon equipment I'd love to finally replace.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Rare item. I find this one fascinating, we all love a very specific german word, it's funny to see the players on the English servers came up with their own one too
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Uncommon item, personally I am not too familiar with it, but it sees common use among players grinding driving and mechanics skills. I am not surprised to see you have it equipped
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Uncommon rarity. It used to be Rare but the devs dropped it down one tier after that one iDubbz clip after which everyone went out to grind it for months and flooded the player marketplace
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
That is how the game is played Aeir! Epic rarity, one of the very few items in this game to have spicy flavour text (had to google the word and the example of use in the adjective definition was surprising haha)
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Honestly, no rarity. This is the consumable item of words, you pop one every few sentences. That is not a bad thing, it's a vital item to have. Heck, I used up one while writing this very post!
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Rare, I stumble upon it every now and then. Definitely not a common word anymore since a few big updates ago when the prohibition buff has been nerfed back again, but it still has its uses even now
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM