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am patches // am samoyed pls pat // any pronouns
the queen of hearts // meister-scheißeposter // 24-36 sanity damage
cw: shitposting // +18 // pfp: @tpknnts.bsky.social
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when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health
A dog having their face squimshed by a pair of hands. Their fur folds in a funny way, obscuring its eyes. Their open maw, tongue out, makes them look happy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Holy fuck, it's the default GabeCube
The Blender 3D modelling software's workspace, with the recently announced Valve Steam Machine in place of the usual default cube that appears in every newly created project.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The codec screen from Metal Gear Solid 1. Solid Snake is calling Colonel Roy Campbell, saying "Colonel, thank you, I grew it myself."
October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Bluesky's new post window, filled in with four lines of equals sign characters. At the bottom, a prompt asks "are you writing in Korean?"
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Aaaand done, love y'all so much <3
September 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Megamind no bitches meme but with caption "no silksong?"
September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Gonna accept a few more, go on, reply >:3
September 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Reply to be put on the graph
Two axis graph. Horizontal axis is going from "would protect with my life" to "would commit crimes with." Vertical axis is going from "would cuddle to sleep like a plushie" to "would haunt local forest with." The quadrants, starting top-right and going clockwise, are labelled: Cryptid, Caprice, Cosy and Creature.
September 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Hiiii I'm doggy :)
September 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Grayscale image of Robert Downey Jr. from popular meme format where he's dressed up in a suit, wears a surprised expression and points at himself with a hand. The caption, with inconsistently scaled fonts and clearly overwriting an another caption, says "there are homosexual thoughts inside my brain." This is a reference to an another instance of this meme in exactly the same format where the caption instead says "there are federal agents outside my house."
July 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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*murmur of approval*
pic of thumb thumbs from spy kids. They're thumb-people
July 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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We smokin that eye of newt wool of bat bibbidi-bobbidi baba yaga kush. We smokin geralt's dick. We smokin witches bog zaza. We smoking tree that put Snow White to sleep. This shit ain't nothing to me man.
Picture of Dracula Flow. Man in a vampire costume, aviator sunglasses and painted-on receding hairline.
July 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Parcel Simulator, 10/10 no notes
A cropped screenshot from video game Parcel Simulator, it shows a delivery sticker addressed to a country called "Shmelmabals" (a joke on "smell my balls")
June 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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that's not what I read the first time
Image of Caves of Qud item description. Name: "homoelectric wrist warmer." Zero armor value, zero dodge value.
June 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I wonder which axe in which of my arms they disliked specifically
A Caves of Qud message box, saying "Your reputation with the Seekers of the Sightless Way decreased by 215 to -505."
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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It is the Blender default cube in the middle (which is a featureless gray cube), surrounded by text and arrows forming a clockwise cycle around it. The steps of the cycle are: 1. I am at peace; 2. I post something cool or funny I've made in Blender; 3. A bunch of people follow me; 4. I start posting about cock and balls again; 5. They all leave; Back to 1. I am at peace.
June 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Fuck you. *solves your default cube*
June 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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quote post with what it's like to date you
A soldier carrying so many rocket launchers, they cannot be seen underneath the pile. Caption says *muffled giggles*
May 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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"Yeah yeah bro, I've sucked cock before, I know what I'm doing"

My peanis:
April 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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You mean in the settings that wont load for entire minutes because it knows what it did? (first screenshot)
And when it eventually does load, you mean in this screen which is /already/ set how I want it? (second screenshot)

Silicon valley disrespects user consent, these options are just fidget toys
Screenshot of Windows Settings open to Windows Update. The window is empty, at the top you can see throbbers indicating that it's still loading. Screenshot of Change Active Hours in Windows Settings. It is set to outside of the time this post has been made.
February 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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He's just like me fr
Youtube Thumbnail with a small bat eating a banana that's almost larger than its own head. The video title is "He's cranky: Rescued Bat Enjoys Babana" and it's by Storyful Viral channel.
February 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM