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am patches // am samoyed pls pat // any pronouns
the queen of hearts // meister-scheißeposter // 24-36 sanity damage
cw: shitposting // +18 // pfp: @tpknnts.bsky.social
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Fuck you. *solves your default cube*
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The Slayin' Dead 👌👀💦
for @storytellers-universe.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Individual pieces!
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I got those dogs in me (the four teeth called canines)
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Asks from my grand vizier
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
reply and I will turn your fursona into a Blender3D default cube
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
[Meeting invitation]
Touching grass (11:00)
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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If you show a Protogen a Markov Chain, do you think they have to stand there like a fae counting every grain of sand?
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Reply with a word I least expect, I will give it a rarity tier like it's a hack-and-slash action RPG equipable item
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
giving in to the voices

the voices:
bark
bark
bark
bark
get pizza
bark
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Holy fuck, it's the default GabeCube
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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every day I get closer to falling asleep with my hot laptop sitting over my junk like a james bond laser
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Many of you should be familiar with the concept of a shower orange or shower grapefruit, but how are we feeling about a shower rotisserie chicken?
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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oh god oh fuck
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I recommend dog
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM