Ran out of my usual razor cartridges and had to use one of these ancient relics I dug up from the Drawer Where Excess Toiletries Go to Die. I would have been better off going to the beach to find a clam shell to shave with, in terms of comfort and effectiveness

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Did this get deleted I don't know how Bluesky works what is a "retweet" called here just want to give credit to the original poster

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