like girl no offense taken thats a super valid reaction actually and it made me laugh so hard i was nearly in tears

mid conversation she interrupted to be like “im sorry im really not trying to be like offensive but it always shocks me if you mention a past relationship and it was with A MAN”

anyway she will be loved just came on the radio and i got blasted back to 2005 sitting in the corner of the living room on the family pc browsing fanfiction dot net

i will not comment on whether or not it is an effective strategy

i’m supporting the learning efforts of an apprentice and getting discounted piercings at the same time, this was fully a win for me

THEYRE LOBE PIERCINGS BRO WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER TO YOU

said i went to get piercings and my mom automatically rolls her eyes smh

(me responding out loud to an email from my boss)

we’re two team members down now btw

i deserve higher pay