Store Brand Ramen Noodles
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Artist, dog-lover, avid reader.
We need to boycott Jack Daniel’s and any other Kentucky distilleries blaming Canada for Donald Trump’s FAILING policies.
March 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We need to boycott Jack Daniel’s and any other Kentucky distilleries blaming Canada for Donald Trump’s FAILING policies.
Them: You just have to make a choice. It’s that simple.
The choice:
The choice:
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Them: You just have to make a choice. It’s that simple.
The choice:
The choice:
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When I warned repeatedly that Trump intended to go after the free press in a 2nd term I wasn’t just talking about things like jailing journalists who refuse to reveal leakers or FCC harassment. I was talking about things like this. But they didn’t think it would happen to them.
November 26, 2024 at 12:30 AM
When I warned repeatedly that Trump intended to go after the free press in a 2nd term I wasn’t just talking about things like jailing journalists who refuse to reveal leakers or FCC harassment. I was talking about things like this. But they didn’t think it would happen to them.
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Cybertrucks are good. They bring joy to the world. Specifically, the joy of everybody laughing at the driver of a Cybertruck.
July 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Cybertrucks are good. They bring joy to the world. Specifically, the joy of everybody laughing at the driver of a Cybertruck.
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Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
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they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
November 25, 2024 at 1:04 AM
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
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Honestly, just F Joe Rogan
November 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Honestly, just F Joe Rogan
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[sees an old man with a tattoo] *whispers to self* gramp stamp
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 PM
[sees an old man with a tattoo] *whispers to self* gramp stamp
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It's like comparing apples to antelopes.
November 23, 2024 at 3:36 AM
It's like comparing apples to antelopes.
White Republican dudes that aren’t in danger of losing any rights.
November 24, 2024 at 9:53 PM
White Republican dudes that aren’t in danger of losing any rights.
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Don't hate the playa, hate everything and everyone.
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Don't hate the playa, hate everything and everyone.
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Dry Turkey isn't the problem, you need to make more saliva.
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Dry Turkey isn't the problem, you need to make more saliva.
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Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
I hope this isn’t too hot of a take, but fudge is gross.
November 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I hope this isn’t too hot of a take, but fudge is gross.
Is this the place where the crazy orange guy posts unhinged bullshit?
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Is this the place where the crazy orange guy posts unhinged bullshit?
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Flat earther parents won’t let their kids play in a ball pit.
December 14, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Flat earther parents won’t let their kids play in a ball pit.
Your idea of nostalgia is remembering when people weren’t staring at their phones.
My idea of nostalgia is remembering when I could get up from the couch without grunting.
My idea of nostalgia is remembering when I could get up from the couch without grunting.
April 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Your idea of nostalgia is remembering when people weren’t staring at their phones.
My idea of nostalgia is remembering when I could get up from the couch without grunting.
My idea of nostalgia is remembering when I could get up from the couch without grunting.
“Hey, that looks like my friend Jeff’s plane”
April 3, 2024 at 10:59 PM
“Hey, that looks like my friend Jeff’s plane”
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You mean January 6?
April 3, 2024 at 3:00 PM
You mean January 6?
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It's the year 2024 and West Virginia just passed a law that will allow the teaching of religious alternatives to science (meaning creationism) in public schools. 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-... by Amanda Townley of the National Center for Science Education in Scientific American
New Law Allowing Religion into Science Classrooms Is Dangerous for Everyone
It is imperative that we protect science education from “intelligent design” and other alternative “theories”
www.scientificamerican.com
April 3, 2024 at 12:33 PM
It's the year 2024 and West Virginia just passed a law that will allow the teaching of religious alternatives to science (meaning creationism) in public schools. 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-... by Amanda Townley of the National Center for Science Education in Scientific American
Tough as Texas while crying about bell ringing.
April 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Tough as Texas while crying about bell ringing.