That was on cable every day in 1983.

Slowly I turn . . .

I saw this on tv as a really little kid—probably an ABC Sunday night movie (It aired throughout the 1970s). I think it might be the first live-action adult drama that affected me emotionally. I’m guessing I was six. That damn song.

I’ve been waiting 10 years for any reporter to ask him what the three branches of government do, according to the Constitution.

“‘Rock 'n' roll can save the world’? ‘The chicks are great’? I sound like a dick!”

The GOP healthcare plan exists in a permanent state of superposition; it doesn’t interact with matter or light.

In Hawthorne’s “Ethan Brand,” the title character discovers the unpardonable sin. He incinerates himself in a lime kiln at the end. That’s always an option.

I like the idea that the character’s designation is “007” (or “James Bond”), not a personal identity. So MI6 sort of operates like that boy-band Menudo.

He’s repeating these words almost exactly as heard them from some Heritage Foundation asshole.

Whether Greek or Anglo-Saxon, alpha males were always tapping their sundials and telling bards: “Speed this shit up or give me the bullet-points.”