Stonekettle
@stonekettle.bsky.social
A Republic, if you can keep it.
Oh. Constructive purpose. Post have to have a constructive purpose on this platform, do they?
And who decides what is and is not "constructive?"
Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.
And who decides what is and is not "constructive?"
Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oh. Constructive purpose. Post have to have a constructive purpose on this platform, do they?
And who decides what is and is not "constructive?"
Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.
And who decides what is and is not "constructive?"
Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.
Didn't take long for BS to end up exactly like every other platform.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Didn't take long for BS to end up exactly like every other platform.
LOL
Fucking Bluesky. Didn't take long for it to become exactly like every other platform.
Fucking Bluesky. Didn't take long for it to become exactly like every other platform.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
LOL
Fucking Bluesky. Didn't take long for it to become exactly like every other platform.
Fucking Bluesky. Didn't take long for it to become exactly like every other platform.
I'd been trying to figure it where I'd seen Stephen Miller before...
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'd been trying to figure it where I'd seen Stephen Miller before...
They're going to put Trump on a new $1 gold coin.
But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.
But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.
October 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They're going to put Trump on a new $1 gold coin.
But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.
But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.
Dunkirk, but filmed entirely in Dunkirk, New York.
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dunkirk, but filmed entirely in Dunkirk, New York.
If we're getting bases back, I say we demand the return of Camp Century, because super secret atomic powered missile base buried in the Greenland icesheet is just the sort of leverage we need to bring down the cost of groceries.
September 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If we're getting bases back, I say we demand the return of Camp Century, because super secret atomic powered missile base buried in the Greenland icesheet is just the sort of leverage we need to bring down the cost of groceries.
Well, those previous generations EVENTALLY got around to fighting fascism, but only after they embraced it first. Only after they sent shiploads of jews back to Europe to die. Only after they sent black Americans to fight it, while keeping those Americans 2nd class citizens. But eventually...
September 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well, those previous generations EVENTALLY got around to fighting fascism, but only after they embraced it first. Only after they sent shiploads of jews back to Europe to die. Only after they sent black Americans to fight it, while keeping those Americans 2nd class citizens. But eventually...
There's a local farm near my house where for a couple of dollars you can ride a little steam train around the fields. They don't have any fancy gold plated footmen, but the old guy who runs the locomotive will tell you all about corn if you want.
September 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There's a local farm near my house where for a couple of dollars you can ride a little steam train around the fields. They don't have any fancy gold plated footmen, but the old guy who runs the locomotive will tell you all about corn if you want.
Trump fakes his own death to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
August 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trump fakes his own death to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
Political humor isn't supposed to funny, not in the belly laugh, knee slapping manner. It's uncomfortable, too close to the truth, you laugh because if you don't you'll cry.
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August 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Political humor isn't supposed to funny, not in the belly laugh, knee slapping manner. It's uncomfortable, too close to the truth, you laugh because if you don't you'll cry.
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Suddenly, it hit me where I'd seen Charlie Kirk before...
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Suddenly, it hit me where I'd seen Charlie Kirk before...
I'll fire just as many of you losers as it takes to improve the employment numbers, goddammit!
And I don't want to hear any griping about morale either.
And I don't want to hear any griping about morale either.
August 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'll fire just as many of you losers as it takes to improve the employment numbers, goddammit!
And I don't want to hear any griping about morale either.
And I don't want to hear any griping about morale either.
Sunset over the desert. Moab, Utah.
Apologies for the lack of posting, but I'm on the road, the Badlands of South Dakota, then Northern Montana, the Utah desert, and now up in the high mesas of Colorado. I don't have much in the way of bandwidth or connectivity.
I'll check in when I can.
Apologies for the lack of posting, but I'm on the road, the Badlands of South Dakota, then Northern Montana, the Utah desert, and now up in the high mesas of Colorado. I don't have much in the way of bandwidth or connectivity.
I'll check in when I can.
June 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sunset over the desert. Moab, Utah.
Apologies for the lack of posting, but I'm on the road, the Badlands of South Dakota, then Northern Montana, the Utah desert, and now up in the high mesas of Colorado. I don't have much in the way of bandwidth or connectivity.
I'll check in when I can.
Apologies for the lack of posting, but I'm on the road, the Badlands of South Dakota, then Northern Montana, the Utah desert, and now up in the high mesas of Colorado. I don't have much in the way of bandwidth or connectivity.
I'll check in when I can.
Trump got up thinking, it's my Birthday! I'm getting a parade of soldiers, tanks, and marching bands because I'm so awesome!
Then millions of people took to the streets to rain on his parade.
When he turns on the TV tonight, that's what he's going to see on every channel.
Then millions of people took to the streets to rain on his parade.
When he turns on the TV tonight, that's what he's going to see on every channel.
June 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Trump got up thinking, it's my Birthday! I'm getting a parade of soldiers, tanks, and marching bands because I'm so awesome!
Then millions of people took to the streets to rain on his parade.
When he turns on the TV tonight, that's what he's going to see on every channel.
Then millions of people took to the streets to rain on his parade.
When he turns on the TV tonight, that's what he's going to see on every channel.
It's always fascinating to me, the moral flexibility of moral absolutists.
I mean, this guy could lick his own asshole.
I mean, this guy could lick his own asshole.
June 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's always fascinating to me, the moral flexibility of moral absolutists.
I mean, this guy could lick his own asshole.
I mean, this guy could lick his own asshole.
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. WE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, SIR
Say it with feeling. Louder. LOUDER.
And try to ignore the cold metal of the muzzle at the back of your neck. That's what Republicans call freedom.
Say it with feeling. Louder. LOUDER.
And try to ignore the cold metal of the muzzle at the back of your neck. That's what Republicans call freedom.
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. WE WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, SIR
Say it with feeling. Louder. LOUDER.
And try to ignore the cold metal of the muzzle at the back of your neck. That's what Republicans call freedom.
Say it with feeling. Louder. LOUDER.
And try to ignore the cold metal of the muzzle at the back of your neck. That's what Republicans call freedom.
Well, I know at least one Immigrant who going to get a visit from ICE
June 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well, I know at least one Immigrant who going to get a visit from ICE
Susie Wiles: Good Morning, Mr. President! We have a situation.
Trump: I'll say we do.
Wiles: The National Security Advisor is on his way, but the short version is Ukraine just blew up half of Russia's strategic bomber fleet.
Trump:
Wiles:
Trump: Joe Biden was replaced in 2020 by a robot.
Trump: I'll say we do.
Wiles: The National Security Advisor is on his way, but the short version is Ukraine just blew up half of Russia's strategic bomber fleet.
Trump:
Wiles:
Trump: Joe Biden was replaced in 2020 by a robot.
June 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Susie Wiles: Good Morning, Mr. President! We have a situation.
Trump: I'll say we do.
Wiles: The National Security Advisor is on his way, but the short version is Ukraine just blew up half of Russia's strategic bomber fleet.
Trump:
Wiles:
Trump: Joe Biden was replaced in 2020 by a robot.
Trump: I'll say we do.
Wiles: The National Security Advisor is on his way, but the short version is Ukraine just blew up half of Russia's strategic bomber fleet.
Trump:
Wiles:
Trump: Joe Biden was replaced in 2020 by a robot.
If I was a teacher in Texas, I'd be showing the 1956 Charlton Heston movie on continuous loop.
What?
Fuck you, shoulda been more specific.
What?
Fuck you, shoulda been more specific.
May 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If I was a teacher in Texas, I'd be showing the 1956 Charlton Heston movie on continuous loop.
What?
Fuck you, shoulda been more specific.
What?
Fuck you, shoulda been more specific.
Habeus Corpus was the middle of Immortan Joe's sons, between Scabrous Scrotus and Ricktus Erectus
Just saying, if you're in front of Congress and the nation and you don't know the answer and you're just going to bullshit it, go big, go entertaining, go funny. Go for the nerd vote, shiny and chrome
Just saying, if you're in front of Congress and the nation and you don't know the answer and you're just going to bullshit it, go big, go entertaining, go funny. Go for the nerd vote, shiny and chrome
May 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Habeus Corpus was the middle of Immortan Joe's sons, between Scabrous Scrotus and Ricktus Erectus
Just saying, if you're in front of Congress and the nation and you don't know the answer and you're just going to bullshit it, go big, go entertaining, go funny. Go for the nerd vote, shiny and chrome
Just saying, if you're in front of Congress and the nation and you don't know the answer and you're just going to bullshit it, go big, go entertaining, go funny. Go for the nerd vote, shiny and chrome
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
(I'm the problem, it's me)
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
(I'm the problem, it's me)
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
(I'm the problem, it's me)
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
(I'm the problem, it's me)
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
Democrats didn't visit me in prison.
Well, THAT's certainly a flex.
Well, THAT's certainly a flex.
April 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Democrats didn't visit me in prison.
Well, THAT's certainly a flex.
Well, THAT's certainly a flex.
Ze Fuhrer does not make mistakes!
April 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ze Fuhrer does not make mistakes!