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“You’re crazy like that glue” - Craig Mack

Riposteur / goof dad
here to learn, for the shits and the giggles
season tickets to the bears and the iggles
He’s truly one of the greatest ever seen in terms of cognitive
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
How I read it too
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As it is, getting Disney to spend 700M+ on an antifascist masterpiece is a very strong resume line
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We’re talking about Wolf Blitzer, right? The court jester?
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
He’s gonna take some smelling salts and a squirt of ayahuasca and change the game of football forever
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
✅ All-powerful
✅ Ineffable
✅ Vengeful
✅ Capricious as fuck

Checks out
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
…lend me your ears…
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Bezos is done with the smash. This is the grab part.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
being boys makes them very proud
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
nobody wants more interactions with their health insurance company.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“They have savings accounts… they have a lot of different ways of buying health care.”

This sentence is brutal. Bizarre to think of medical care this way.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Braugher is so fantastic as Holt.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
As the despicable Vance knows well, it’s not remotely meant to stimulate the rational parts of the brain.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A newspaper in New York with a stellar reputation wanted access to money and power and ended up doing free PR for a gang of evil pedophiles, setting off a chain of events that would upend the worlds most durable modern democracy
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
At least one original thing is that Carol seems to have absorbed all the relevant pop culture, where normally people in these movies don’t.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Temu Saddam
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cheers to this guy. Does the heart some good.
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I saw someone tag it as Old Irving Park
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
New: Bari Weiss booked Harry and Marv for a roundtable on Kevin McAliister
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
10,000%
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I always presumed it was a form of this - in a group or herd it is harder to pick out a single animal to focus on, all the movement blends together. Particularly from ground level in a chase.
October 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If anybody asks what year, just say “oh I didn’t go there, I’m just specifically a big fan of Notre Dame alumni”
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM