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Stoneface
@stoneface.bsky.social
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“You’re crazy like that glue” - Craig Mack

Riposteur / goof dad
here to learn, for the shits and the giggles
season tickets to the bears and the iggles
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Man in tuxedo meme template - front half looks like a tuxedo without vest or suit jacket. Behind the man reflected in the mirror you can see he is wearing fancy black stockings and undergarments.
September 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Alec Baldwin in Malice
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Imperial Stormtrooper Recruitment Poster A vectorized stormtrooper stands in front of the imperial seal THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU! JOIN THE RANKS OF THE ELITE SOLDIERS OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE.
September 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Yellow suit guy but compressed along the x axis
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Office space (1999) screen shot. Michael Bolton says “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Well dick me in the fuck, it’s in Newsweek of all places
Photo of Donald Chump peeing on the floor next to Putin in context Newsweek SUBSCRIBE Login JRSUING EACE President Donald Trump, right, shakes the hand of Russias President Vladimir Putin during a joint press conference at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, Alaska, Friday, Aug. 15, 2025. ASSOCIATED PRESS Putin described the war in Ukraine as the result of "fundamental threats to our
August 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I love people who think lil works like a Chinese surname
Google search result: People also ask Are Lil Wayne and Lil Jon related? Al Overview No, Lil Wayne and Lil Jon are not related. While both are prominent figures in hip-hop and share the "Lil" prefix, they are not related by blood or marriage. Lil Wayne's real name is Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., and Lil Jon's real name is Jonathan Mortimer Smith.
July 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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“Worst person you know just made a good point” guy
July 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Natasha, left. Boris, right Boris is notably shorter than Bezos but I believe this represents his soul
July 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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NHL draft room, on the monitor is the bill belichick Covid draft lounge
June 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Sir Mix a Lot don’t want none unless you got buns hun
June 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Mona Lisa Saperstein from parks and recreation- with her arms spread - Tom Haverford looks on in alarm
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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“MIGA! MIGAAAA!”
Minions. The yellow potato things. Three of them.
June 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Welcome back to “America’s Fascist Videos”!
Alfonso Ribero in a sharp gray suit in front of a psychedelic graphic with the letters “AFV”
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Who made this
June 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Although, the area around the site *was* completely clear of safety
June 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Calvin and Hobbes stand in the snow. Calvin, left, says “I like to verb words”. Hobbes, right, says “What?”
June 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Book cover - closeup photo of Trump holding up one stubby finger in a debate most likely #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES A Republican Strategist Gets Real About the Worst President Ever RICK WILSON
June 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Kristi Noem in 2018, left. Looks a little sad, but pretty normal; the blouse is a choice Kristi Noem in 2024x right. Looks like a doll made out of mom’s makeup, paper plates and hair extensions
June 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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WTF is going on in this jury room

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
The jury foreperson had sent a note Wednesday afternoon asking to speak to the judge and then told the attorneys and Judge Curtis Farber: "I feel afraid inside there. I can't be inside there." He added that other jurors had been trying to get him to change his decision, and, when he had refused, had said "Oh we will see you outside," and that he was concerned for his own safety. Another juror, who was juror No. 7 on this case and the youngest on the jury, had asked to address the court twice Friday, first saying he had heard jurors discussing another juror in the courtroom elevators, and then asking to be excused from the jury as he did not feel the process was "fair" while staring at the defense table.
June 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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The live feed was enlightening. Don’t think they meant to broadcast the camera guys commentary.

“That was a sick shot… I wish they would do this where there is more light”
June 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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“Alphabet mafia” lol
Sesame Street A, red, on a sandy hill. Prominent brow. Sesame Street B, turquoise color, friendly face with round pink nose Sesame Street letter C, orange and sprinkled, eyes but no mouth, also on sand Sesame Street D, fabulous pink bouffant, possibly in drag? Talking to Telly the muppet
April 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM