Sven
@stnelson661.bsky.social
•Pilot 🛩️, sailor ⛵️, nurse, Rugby 🏉, Kylie Minogue’s stunt double, octuple threat 🏳️🌈
•London, England📍
•London, England📍
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oof got a first date tonight with a guy I’ve been talking to for a wee bit. Why am I excited/nervous
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oof got a first date tonight with a guy I’ve been talking to for a wee bit. Why am I excited/nervous
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It’s the righteous, murderous rage seething under quiet determination in “Please Please Please” that does it for me. A pop number perfectly calibrated for this moment of terror from the cult of broken masculinity.
February 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s the righteous, murderous rage seething under quiet determination in “Please Please Please” that does it for me. A pop number perfectly calibrated for this moment of terror from the cult of broken masculinity.
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I'm actually not doing the little bluesky rater because actually only god can judge me
February 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm actually not doing the little bluesky rater because actually only god can judge me
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When he’s bigger than you expected
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When he’s bigger than you expected
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Okay, I know I'm preaching to the gay choir here, but Carly Rae Jepsen's Run Away With Me is actually a perfect pop song.
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Okay, I know I'm preaching to the gay choir here, but Carly Rae Jepsen's Run Away With Me is actually a perfect pop song.
Coworker: I need you to translate this form for me
Me: I don't speak Spanish....
Coworker: you call me puta all the time
Me: I don't speak Spanish....
Coworker: you call me puta all the time
January 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Coworker: I need you to translate this form for me
Me: I don't speak Spanish....
Coworker: you call me puta all the time
Me: I don't speak Spanish....
Coworker: you call me puta all the time
Can anyone please let me know what the four options mean?
January 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Can anyone please let me know what the four options mean?
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What the hell is a product manager
December 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
What the hell is a product manager
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AI sucks. Stop using it.
January 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
AI sucks. Stop using it.
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We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.
January 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.
Picked up a shift at the bar this weekend and there was a photographer there. Kinda looking hot?
December 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Picked up a shift at the bar this weekend and there was a photographer there. Kinda looking hot?
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2024 is the year I finally embraced vinyl records, after years of resistance.
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
2024 is the year I finally embraced vinyl records, after years of resistance.
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being british is walking to the tube station in light rain and from the tube station to work in heavy snow
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
being british is walking to the tube station in light rain and from the tube station to work in heavy snow
I'm sexually attracted to a respiratory therapist that works in this emergency department I’m doing research at… He's not outrageously hot or anything either. He's just a very good looking man tbh.
November 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I'm sexually attracted to a respiratory therapist that works in this emergency department I’m doing research at… He's not outrageously hot or anything either. He's just a very good looking man tbh.
Sunday morning light reading
November 17, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Sunday morning light reading
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Eating croissants with a huge beard is an extreme sport
November 16, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Eating croissants with a huge beard is an extreme sport
Help. Any time I move she growls at me. I’m trapped.
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Help. Any time I move she growls at me. I’m trapped.
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Fun seeing research folk here I haven’t seen in a few years. Also funny to see that so many of us are now in cool analytics and data jobs.
November 16, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Fun seeing research folk here I haven’t seen in a few years. Also funny to see that so many of us are now in cool analytics and data jobs.
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yeah I’ve got a starter pack *throws a sack of sourdough at you*
November 15, 2024 at 8:13 PM
yeah I’ve got a starter pack *throws a sack of sourdough at you*
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Ok so like sex is good but have you ever written a piece of code and had it run correctly on the first try?
November 15, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Ok so like sex is good but have you ever written a piece of code and had it run correctly on the first try?
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Reskeet if you're in the UK. It's for science.
October 21, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Reskeet if you're in the UK. It's for science.
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Does the brain worm get a separate FBI background check?
November 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Does the brain worm get a separate FBI background check?