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I JUST SAW THIS AND ME TOO!!!!!

unreal. just so good. i had the privilege of reading an earlier draft, but i always find new fascinating bits to latch onto harder, like this perfect metaphor of rewinding a cassette. #ficrec

this has happened to me like. four hundred times. the taste wires, i think they are interestingly connected

what is IN that bag, man. wow

"boy orange that's specific" i'm a scholar

the white house looks like an annual holiday letter from a PTA board member who thinks running volleyball bake sales like stalin might places them at the right hand of god

there is currently only one fight, which is to tear the wheel of the ship away from the sadistic monsters steering us straight into the iceberg. giving the wheel back to them temporarily on the hope they might let us look out the window later is the "strategy" of a nonfunctioning prefrontal cortex

moving my tongue around weirdly in my mouth at 2am in the hope that i can find a position that will make me stop thinking about the sensation i felt days ago: i bet i'm normal and tests would reveal nothing

i have resisted calling myself that for a long time, but, i barely slept last night because i could still feel the place in my mouth that a popcorn kernel had Touched Me Wrong a full 48 hours prior. sometimes when this happens i lie awake and reconsider my stance on labels

i think i have the kind of autism that ruins mindgames

one, i'm not neurotypical enough for it to register. two, i came here TO be with students! in essence i was unknowingly threatened with a good time and so i just proceeded to go have the good time. last week one of my students gave me a gift from their MOM because they'd talked about me to her 😭

this, so hard. exactly this. what i want from a story about a relationship (any type of relationship) is "how did knowing you transform me; how did i transform you."

painting some reflections, are we???

😂😂😂 i hope they leave you really good reviews. "this public spa has a really peaceful atmosphere... perfect place to recharge ✌️♥️😘"

the lads! the fellas! the absolute feathered units!

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lmao absolutely incredible

i'm hungover from wing night and my salary solely pays our rent so i don't have to give real thought to this bullshit. jokes only