South Park has taken attention away from Cold Play.

Today is National Funeral Director/Mortician Appreciation Day. Thank them before it’s too late, or you might be buried with only one eyebrow.

Wife requested bacon wrapped scallops for dinner tomorrow. Can you recommend a simple pasta ( using angel hair) to accompany?

Have you seen the movie The Aristocrats? Not to be confused with Disney’s The Aristocats, in this movie various comedians give their own version of the world’s filthiest joke.

I hear so many people saying how they are already exhausted by the new administration. Maybe we should talk about how we will resist, and help each other through these trying times. Don’t give in!

When did biorhythms stop being a thing?

One of my favorite things about big family dinners is the text chain talking shit about that one family member.

It’s snowing on my island in ACNH. I’m so excited!

So the plan is to make Lara a senator? Does Eric know daddy is banging his wife?

Tree is up, complete with lights. Outside lights are set. Time for some hot chocolate, maybe some peppermint schnapps.

Shoutout to all the retail workers, hospital staff, first and LAST responders and everyone else who is working today so the rest of us can celebrate.

A few days ago I challenged myself to take 5 random photos a day, forcing myself to find something beautiful, unusual or just interesting, in order to get out of this post election funk. It seems to be working.