sissy hankshaw
@stiffygreen.bsky.social
obstinate, headstrong girl!
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🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
🚨 ALERT 🚨 It is now officially babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods season. Please be on the lookout for babies in tiny jackets with ears on the hoods at all times.
No Closer to Heaven remaster sounds so fucking good
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No Closer to Heaven remaster sounds so fucking good
Wi$h Li$t is Travis's paper rings and I fear the winner is clear........
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wi$h Li$t is Travis's paper rings and I fear the winner is clear........
I can forgive one not great album but the AI............
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I can forgive one not great album but the AI............
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i'm worried about stuff that's real but i guess it's nice everyone's talking what feelings of the computer we may be hurting
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i'm worried about stuff that's real but i guess it's nice everyone's talking what feelings of the computer we may be hurting
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ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
"I'm not a bad bitch, and this isn't savage" on a track five might actually be unforgivable
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"I'm not a bad bitch, and this isn't savage" on a track five might actually be unforgivable
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every headline today: "Man Who Could Absolutely Get It Dies at 89"
September 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
every headline today: "Man Who Could Absolutely Get It Dies at 89"
Realizing that even if I'm not actively teaching I do hold a teaching license that the state could take away for untoward comments on CK's death........ anyway fuck ICE free Palestine and idgaf about a podcaster dying
September 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Realizing that even if I'm not actively teaching I do hold a teaching license that the state could take away for untoward comments on CK's death........ anyway fuck ICE free Palestine and idgaf about a podcaster dying
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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"there's only one bed" is the most venerable and sacred of romance tropes for a reason
August 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"there's only one bed" is the most venerable and sacred of romance tropes for a reason
telling my husband I'm cheating when I immediately lock my phone when he comes up behind me (was actually reading petekey lore again)
August 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
telling my husband I'm cheating when I immediately lock my phone when he comes up behind me (was actually reading petekey lore again)
this is what having a toddler is like
July 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
this is what having a toddler is like
I, at 29 years old, got accidentally invited to someone's birthday because they thought they were inviting someone else. I have been having this specific nightmare since I was like 11. 😀👍
July 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I, at 29 years old, got accidentally invited to someone's birthday because they thought they were inviting someone else. I have been having this specific nightmare since I was like 11. 😀👍
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
The 9:30am turkey sandwich will save you btw
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The 9:30am turkey sandwich will save you btw
I am compiling a silly playlist for my own amusement and need your help <3 songs referenced (by name!! in context!!!) within other songs.
"He sent me Downtown Lights / I hadn't heard it in awhile" ➡️ Downtown Lights by The Blue Nile
Not sampled! Not a vague reference! Songs SPECIFICALLY by name!
"He sent me Downtown Lights / I hadn't heard it in awhile" ➡️ Downtown Lights by The Blue Nile
Not sampled! Not a vague reference! Songs SPECIFICALLY by name!
June 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am compiling a silly playlist for my own amusement and need your help <3 songs referenced (by name!! in context!!!) within other songs.
"He sent me Downtown Lights / I hadn't heard it in awhile" ➡️ Downtown Lights by The Blue Nile
Not sampled! Not a vague reference! Songs SPECIFICALLY by name!
"He sent me Downtown Lights / I hadn't heard it in awhile" ➡️ Downtown Lights by The Blue Nile
Not sampled! Not a vague reference! Songs SPECIFICALLY by name!
My mortal enemy came into my work yesterday and I deserve an Oscar nom for how pleasant I was towards her
June 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My mortal enemy came into my work yesterday and I deserve an Oscar nom for how pleasant I was towards her
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guy who thinks cranking ur hog just means operating your emergency ham radio
June 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
guy who thinks cranking ur hog just means operating your emergency ham radio