Tony Wernham
stewedprune.bsky.social
Tony Wernham
@stewedprune.bsky.social
Has opinions. Nobody's interested. But carries on regardless.
There's more men being troubled by this than women. Calm down, chaps.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
But the cat ones are lovely!
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Controversial. I'd say Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond, technically also a James Bond.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'm off to Oslo shortly. I like their breakfast herrings...
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
No, not really. Next question.
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I find it impossible to eat one, let alone more than that. Really don't like them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Older than baked beans. Beans are from the Americas too.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And no beans- another American import replacing tomatoes.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I get fed up with these people who clearly have no knowledge of dogs, and who are puzzled by the fear engendered in dogs by high frequency explosions. They are probably the same type of people who thought the shell shocked were cowards.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When she's the Attorney General under Fuhrage, you're in trouble.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yes, because you have a year to scare the shit out of your dog so it doesn't notice the real thing any differently.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don't think it's related to a feature of the female form, so to speak.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yes, I checked it. Turns out it is commonly believed but untrue. Pussy is more likely to be a reference to scaredy-cat. However, I wish it was true.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Well, I learned something today.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
(UK reference)
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
How about a 1950s copy of Razzle?
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You haven't met my family.
Loneliness seems like a valid option.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a lapdance.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
But, he said he's stop the war in a day? What happened?
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
1963-1973, and so on. Maybe.
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
No, not really.
Non-ionising radiation has no effect on brains.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
To be fair, we have hundreds of people in venues, offices and other crowded places with poor mobile coverage, and no problems seem to happen with electronics. Also, petrol stations are not going up in flames when people make calls on the forecourt.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Nothing. However, you won't get a signal six miles up, so it's pointless.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Smoky bacon.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM