“Sometimes I chase the ball. Sometimes I don’t. And sometimes I bring it back, especially if there’s a treat on offer!” Said Bruno.

“My name is Bruno Whippetius, Commander of the Morning Walks, Guardian of the Sofa Realm, loyal servant to the True Human, Steve of House Trow. Victim of a cowardly off-lead ambush. Bearer of two unjust bite wounds. And I will have my justice — in this park… or the next.” #whippets #whippetsofwales