The only Steve Johnson who matters
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The only Steve Johnson who matters
@steveajohnson.bsky.social
Senior staff writer at Lifehacker. Crusty. Almost entirely opaque.
Making new friends on Facebook.
March 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Dallas. #Eagles
December 29, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Wishing everyone a merry Christmas!
December 20, 2024 at 11:31 PM
The best part of the brotherly shove is watching #11 (AJ Brown). He doesn’t have to jump in the pile of bodies; he just does a little touchdown dance.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

JalenHurts | #ProBowlVote
December 16, 2024 at 6:56 AM
In The Beach Boys' song "Little Saint Nick," the lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" is repeated at least 10 times. No shit, The Beach Boys.
December 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Herb.
G/O Media recently lost a $600,000 lawsuit because Jim Spanfeller wrongfully terminated the former head of The Onion. www.semafor.com/newsletter/1...
December 11, 2024 at 8:18 AM
I’m so old school with this shit. I’m typing “get lamp.”
December 11, 2024 at 7:44 AM
This list of good-bad Christmas movies is flawless. I’m glad someone else has recognized ‘Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas’ as a classic. youtu.be/EkNX8ByXCps?...
Top 10 Good Bad Christmas Movies
YouTube video by The Bad Movie Bible
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December 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I use this podcast app called “Overcast” and I just want to tell it to play a podcast after the one I’m listening to. Do I “move to queue,” “add to queue? Add to [documents] move to [arrow]?” Who made it like this?
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Lifehacker's @bethskw.bsky.social out here on the internet every day, helping people
Asking AI for Help With Elf on the Shelf Was a Mistake
I never wanted an Elf on the Shelf, but my daughter insisted. Now I have to move the dang thing every night, and put it into creative positions or else risk disappointing her. I've run out of ideas, s...
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December 4, 2024 at 10:32 PM
That one time when Angelo Moore from @fishboneband.bsky.social sang us a Christmas carol. youtu.be/-NTu287A6NA?...
Dr. Madd Vibes Christmas Special starring Angelo Moore (Fishbone)
YouTube video by Frank Meyer
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December 1, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#ReadBannedBooks
November 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#ReadBannedBooks
November 28, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#ReadBannedBooks
November 27, 2024 at 9:56 AM
#Eagles takeover in full effect at Sofi Stadium. It’s a SEA of green. #GoBirds
November 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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Every year around this time, @treblaw.bsky.social and I have a personal ask... We want to get wishes granted for kids in foster care. Lots of wishes... all the wishes! And we do it through an amazing organization we are personally connected to: One Simple Wish.
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
Grant a Wish, Change a Life.: Giving Page
Help us grant wishes for recipient in foster care via One Simple Wish!
www.onesimplewish.org
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#ReadBannedBooks
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I went camping with my friends last week. Total echo chamber.
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Cleveland won a football game. Cleveland won a football game.
November 22, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
#ReadBannedBooks
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Last night, @robynsimms.bsky.social and I were reading saucy joke books from the 1950s (key to good marriage) and we couldn’t figure out the joke in this cartoon. But in the middle of the night, I suddenly got it! It’s not too funny, but at least I understand now.
November 21, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Lifehack: Delete Twitter. Join Bluesky.
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November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I am going to connect these dots and it is going to be so sexy in here. #literature
November 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM