I had 100 vegan donuts but a bitch ate one.
April 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I had 100 vegan donuts but a bitch ate one.
It’s a shame that the US government doesn’t have an immune system.
February 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s a shame that the US government doesn’t have an immune system.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
“If we are all going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find us doing sensible and human things . . . not huddled together like frightened sheep and thinking about bombs.” -- C. S. Lewis, via wereherenews@gmail.com
November 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM
“If we are all going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find us doing sensible and human things . . . not huddled together like frightened sheep and thinking about bombs.” -- C. S. Lewis, via wereherenews@gmail.com
End-to-end encryption is suddenly a very attractive feature.
November 6, 2024 at 6:30 PM
End-to-end encryption is suddenly a very attractive feature.
If there's one thing that's absolutely certain, it's that the flags and arm bands are going to be poorly designed.
November 6, 2024 at 6:21 PM
If there's one thing that's absolutely certain, it's that the flags and arm bands are going to be poorly designed.
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Anti-ageism is a social justice movement that every human supports... eventually.
June 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Anti-ageism is a social justice movement that every human supports... eventually.
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seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!
June 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!
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Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.
June 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.
Today in, Will AI Take My Job?
June 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Today in, Will AI Take My Job?
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Does post-corporeality come before or after the convergence? I'm tired of clothes shopping.
May 31, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Does post-corporeality come before or after the convergence? I'm tired of clothes shopping.
If I ever seem excited about something, notify my emergency contact.
September 20, 2023 at 6:30 PM
If I ever seem excited about something, notify my emergency contact.
A little statistics lesson.
August 15, 2023 at 7:03 PM
A little statistics lesson.
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Dim Renders
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July 27, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Dim Renders
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"You've never made a data-driven decision in your entire life."
#UnspokenInsults
#UnspokenInsults
July 19, 2023 at 9:26 PM
"You've never made a data-driven decision in your entire life."
#UnspokenInsults
#UnspokenInsults
In ancient Greece, this guy would get hit by a vitamin delivery chariot.
https://fortune.com/well/2023/07/05/bryan-johnson-blueprint-eats-dinner-11am-twitter-confirmed/
https://fortune.com/well/2023/07/05/bryan-johnson-blueprint-eats-dinner-11am-twitter-confirmed/
Bryan Johnson reveals he eats his final meal of the day at 11 a.m.
The Blueprint CEO is inching closer to his goal of having the body of an 18-year-old.
fortune.com
July 19, 2023 at 2:36 AM
In ancient Greece, this guy would get hit by a vitamin delivery chariot.
https://fortune.com/well/2023/07/05/bryan-johnson-blueprint-eats-dinner-11am-twitter-confirmed/
https://fortune.com/well/2023/07/05/bryan-johnson-blueprint-eats-dinner-11am-twitter-confirmed/
It just occurred to me that the genie in a bottle trope is simply a metaphor for getting drunk and dreaming of a better life.
July 17, 2023 at 10:21 PM
It just occurred to me that the genie in a bottle trope is simply a metaphor for getting drunk and dreaming of a better life.
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When your cat is biting you but you won’t let go of your Twix bar.
July 13, 2023 at 1:53 PM
When your cat is biting you but you won’t let go of your Twix bar.
Pedophobia
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#BandNameOfTheDay
July 14, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Pedophobia
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Owl Fight
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July 13, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Owl Fight
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Guillotine Repair Squad
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July 11, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Guillotine Repair Squad
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