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Stephanie "potato queen" Bach
@stephwkbach.bsky.social
100 followers 47 following 150 posts
I'm a consultant. I like food, animals, gardening, and cannabis.

Top 10 Under 40 Greenhouse Canada 2018. Woman of Vision 2018.

https://linktr.ee/stephwkbach
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Spent the weekend decarbing and infusing a bunch of butter. Now I've got a fresh batch of super potent canna-brownies 🤤🤤🤤

115 mg of delicious goodness.
Photo of a plate of brownies - complete with 115 mg THC per piece
February 20, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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The best holiday card I've received yet. Perhaps the best ever?

Thanks R 😍
@theamazingflower.com
Photo of a holiday card. It is on black cardstock and has gold filigree style done up in the shape of a tree. The ornaments are gold balls with the names of cannabinoids in them.
December 12, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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It's "boop a snoot" Sunday
#dog
Photo of Aspen with her head tilted slight up and to the side. She has a curious look on her face and her cute pink nose is in full view.
November 26, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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Terrorizing the neighbours together.

Also known as "bonding".

#dog
Two dogs staring intently out the window. Finn is standing with his hind legs on the couch and front paws on the window sill. Aspen is standing on the ground peering over the window sill. There are people walking on the sidewalk outside.
November 22, 2023 at 5:14 AM
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What an unsuspecting fool. 😅
Photo of Aspen and Bells both on the bed with their heads facing each other. Bells is awake and staring at Aspen, who is sleeping.
November 7, 2023 at 4:13 AM
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"you talkin' to me?"
- Aspen, the Italian mafia overlord
A sassy Aspen with her head turned around to look back at the camera.
November 3, 2023 at 3:32 AM
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100% purebred suck
Photo of Aspen laying on the living room floor. She's been covered in a blanket and is being coddled by a teenage boy.
November 3, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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"Don't make me move, mama. I love big bed."
- Aspen
Photo of Aspen, a husky retriever, laying curled up on the bed right next to the pillow.
October 31, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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My baby had a grooming session today 🥰🥰

#dog
Photo of Aspen, sitting at the front foyer. Photo of Aspen laying on her belly. She's got her mouth partly open because someone is feeding her off camera.
October 19, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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Why does my dog look like she's the snotty ring leader 🙄
Photo of a pack of dogs on the top of the steps. Aspen is in the middle with her eyes closed and her snout facing upwards.
October 7, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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And my other baby Bells 🥰🥰🥰
Photo of Bells, a torby domestic shorthair cat. She is sitting on on the bed with her front paws curled in under her body, like a loaf.
October 4, 2023 at 3:23 PM
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My baby Aspen 🥰🥰🥰
Photo of Aspen, a white husky retriever dog. She's all smiles up to the camera.
October 4, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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Finally had time to trim up my delicious Northern Lights cannabis.

It wasn't a very big plant. Managed to get a nice 50 g of weed out of it.

Happy Sunday y'all.

🌲🌱
Photo of a bowl of trimmed cannabis buds on a kitchen scale. The kitchen scale is red and reads 50 g.
October 1, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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Okay 🫠🫠🫠
For reference Togepi is a pokemon.
Photo of Togepi.
October 1, 2023 at 12:22 AM
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What. The. Fuck. 🌡️🥶
Image showing it is September 30 at 758 am and the temperature is -2C.
September 30, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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It's now autumn 🍂 and I've conducted The Final Harvest 🌱

Time to close down the garden and prep it for next season 😭
A bowl of corn. At least half a dozen ears. Several red beets with their tops still on.
September 24, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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I like to harvest and organize my carrots by size 🥕🌱
Photo of carrots, lines up by size, on the ledge of a garden planter box. Carrots are orange, white, pink, and purple in colour. There are about 50 carrots.
September 20, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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Queen may not have been my wordplay, but call me it anyways due to my 105 pt 4-letter word score 👸🏻💁🏻‍♀️
Screenshot of a Scrabble board. The word "sync" had just been played, for 105 pts. The "s" was appended to the end of the previously played word of "queen".
September 15, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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This makes much sense. Yes. 😅
In the "which character" personality quiz, when looking in the comedy universe, Steph is a 90% match to Amy Santiago from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
September 11, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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Uh wut now 👀
According to the "which character" personality quiz, Steph is a 92% match to Twilight Sparkle, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
September 11, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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I've never been called undifferentiated androgynous before 😅
Gender role test Steph's results are 58% masculine and 64% feminine. She is an "undifferentiated androgynous".
September 10, 2023 at 2:26 PM
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Just some fine dining vibez 😎🤤
Goat cheese and tomato salad Fried gnocchi with mushrooms and local purple potatoes Grilled halloumi and yellow zucchini with squash puree Chocolate mousse cake with raspberry coulis
September 10, 2023 at 5:48 AM
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Just cutting up my cannabis 🌲🌱 to hang dry. Regular Wednesday night things. Don't mind me.
Photo of several branches of a cannabis plant, cut into individual stems and hung from a wire frame in the ceiling joists of a garage. The plant is an auto flower Northern Lights.
September 7, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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I rarely grow my own cannabis 🌲🌱 but I was gifted a couple weed plants this year.

My Northern Lights was an auto and I'm really happy with how it turned out. Pretty trichomes 😍

My Munyunz seems to not be an auto so it's still in veg. Photos may come later.
The top cola of my Northern Lights cannabis plant. Most main leaves have fallen off, leaving the sugar leaves. Trichomes are amber and beautiful. The cola of a side branch of my Northern Lights cannabis plant. Main leaves have fallen off, leaving only the sugar leaves. Trichomes are amber and beautiful.
September 4, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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As you wish, my dear 😅🌱
A t shirt design that has 3 short stubby cartoon like carrots group on the left. On the right it reads "carrots are WIMPS".
September 4, 2023 at 3:10 PM