Stooph
@stephstevens94.bsky.social
MNUFC til I die, hard reality of teaching content, Stardew Valley girlie.
A Vancouver double doink was not on my @mls.bsky.social Cup bingo card.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A Vancouver double doink was not on my @mls.bsky.social Cup bingo card.
It’s crazy that 5 days off of work doesn’t feel like enough… 3 more weeks until Christmas break…
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s crazy that 5 days off of work doesn’t feel like enough… 3 more weeks until Christmas break…
Man I picked a good season to give up on the Vikings early.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Man I picked a good season to give up on the Vikings early.
I generally don’t like the cold (I know, living in Minnesota makes that shocking) but there is something about a fluffy snow fall that puts me in my feels.
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I generally don’t like the cold (I know, living in Minnesota makes that shocking) but there is something about a fluffy snow fall that puts me in my feels.
This is why I can’t work from home on grading days
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is why I can’t work from home on grading days
Wouldn’t it be crazy if we had a striker?
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Wouldn’t it be crazy if we had a striker?
I just feel like anxiety like this is not good for trying to sleep tonight. Right @mnufc.com ??
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I just feel like anxiety like this is not good for trying to sleep tonight. Right @mnufc.com ??
Well tonight’s match gave me a good idea on what bedtime to expect if the Loons go into pens on Monday. Fun fact: it’s not going to be fun (yeah, I know this is now a not so fun fact)
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Well tonight’s match gave me a good idea on what bedtime to expect if the Loons go into pens on Monday. Fun fact: it’s not going to be fun (yeah, I know this is now a not so fun fact)
What the actual fuck is happening in Vancouver right now #mlsisdrunk
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What the actual fuck is happening in Vancouver right now #mlsisdrunk
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If you’re checking in, I am absolutely not ok after this game and it’s in the best way possible 🖤💙
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you’re checking in, I am absolutely not ok after this game and it’s in the best way possible 🖤💙
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Reposted by Stooph
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Jesus Ferreira is a cry baby bitch
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Jesus Ferreira is a cry baby bitch
Me realizing my seasonal affective disorder is on its way back but then also not being totally sure it left after last winter 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Me realizing my seasonal affective disorder is on its way back but then also not being totally sure it left after last winter 🤔
I just want somewhere in the Twin Cities to serve Xiao Long Bao by the bucket full.
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I just want somewhere in the Twin Cities to serve Xiao Long Bao by the bucket full.
Ran out of candy at 7:30… we bought 6 mega bags…
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ran out of candy at 7:30… we bought 6 mega bags…
Penalty kicks cause me so much anxiety but watching DSC in penalty kicks brings me so much joy.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Penalty kicks cause me so much anxiety but watching DSC in penalty kicks brings me so much joy.
@mnufc.com has received two yellow cards for chatter but assault *checks notes* is apparently not a cardable offense 🤷🏻♀️
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
@mnufc.com has received two yellow cards for chatter but assault *checks notes* is apparently not a cardable offense 🤷🏻♀️
This bird has decided to play chicken in the 18 yard box @mnufc.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This bird has decided to play chicken in the 18 yard box @mnufc.com
@ PRO can *respectfully* go fuck themselves
And… a red card for DOGSO. It is absolutely remarkable how American ref development has created so many spineless officials at the top level.
Same ref who failed to give the pen to Yeboah when the Austin defender kneed him in the hammy and put him out for a month.
Same ref who failed to give the pen to Yeboah when the Austin defender kneed him in the hammy and put him out for a month.
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@ PRO can *respectfully* go fuck themselves
MNUFC please make this worth my Monday night… I’m begging you.
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
MNUFC please make this worth my Monday night… I’m begging you.
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM