Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Guys I'm working from home today bc of an appt and IT IS SO MUCH LESS STRESSFUL *AND* MORE PRODUCTIVE and now I am really sad that I have a 5x/wk in-the-office job
I love my job but hybrid is where it's at
I love my job but hybrid is where it's at
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Guys I'm working from home today bc of an appt and IT IS SO MUCH LESS STRESSFUL *AND* MORE PRODUCTIVE and now I am really sad that I have a 5x/wk in-the-office job
I love my job but hybrid is where it's at
I love my job but hybrid is where it's at
Damn DuckDuckGo, I was looking for "difference between baking powder and soda" but go off I guess
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Damn DuckDuckGo, I was looking for "difference between baking powder and soda" but go off I guess
Omg I feel like a coffee guru! You can brew your own coffee with a cheap-ass coffeepot from Walmart or wherever, and I use Premier Protein bc it's milk-based (no lead, hahaha) and I like the flavor better
It's not as good as at a Starbucks (obvs) but so much cheaper & sorta good for you
It's not as good as at a Starbucks (obvs) but so much cheaper & sorta good for you
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Omg I feel like a coffee guru! You can brew your own coffee with a cheap-ass coffeepot from Walmart or wherever, and I use Premier Protein bc it's milk-based (no lead, hahaha) and I like the flavor better
It's not as good as at a Starbucks (obvs) but so much cheaper & sorta good for you
It's not as good as at a Starbucks (obvs) but so much cheaper & sorta good for you
Yeah well this is how much of a hater I am
I'm drinking STORE BRAND now
I'm drinking STORE BRAND now
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yeah well this is how much of a hater I am
I'm drinking STORE BRAND now
I'm drinking STORE BRAND now
This year's Halloween costume is a bit obscure, but: I give you "Lady With an Ermine" by Leonardo Da Vinci
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This year's Halloween costume is a bit obscure, but: I give you "Lady With an Ermine" by Leonardo Da Vinci
I'm sorry but this picture of my now bratty teenager came up in my photo memories today and 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm sorry but this picture of my now bratty teenager came up in my photo memories today and 😭😭😭
"Oh you want to know the price? One of our sales team members will reach out to you"
Me:
Me:
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Oh you want to know the price? One of our sales team members will reach out to you"
Me:
Me:
Picked up another master's degree. As one does.
Also the graduation speech was basically "America: What a Dumpster Fire!" and how we should all go out and make sure that doesn't happen to Canada, which was very lol as an American sitting in the audience
Also the graduation speech was basically "America: What a Dumpster Fire!" and how we should all go out and make sure that doesn't happen to Canada, which was very lol as an American sitting in the audience
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Picked up another master's degree. As one does.
Also the graduation speech was basically "America: What a Dumpster Fire!" and how we should all go out and make sure that doesn't happen to Canada, which was very lol as an American sitting in the audience
Also the graduation speech was basically "America: What a Dumpster Fire!" and how we should all go out and make sure that doesn't happen to Canada, which was very lol as an American sitting in the audience
Rolling Stone is reporting that this man is not, in fact, your Big Poppa
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rolling Stone is reporting that this man is not, in fact, your Big Poppa
Hi it's me your pal, telling you that maybe buying a little something can fix your problems
I kept forgetting my phone at home bc it was on the charger BUT my office only has one plug so I was limited in my solutions
I bought this power strip that GOES THE OTHER WAY and now I can charge at work 🤗
I kept forgetting my phone at home bc it was on the charger BUT my office only has one plug so I was limited in my solutions
I bought this power strip that GOES THE OTHER WAY and now I can charge at work 🤗
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Hi it's me your pal, telling you that maybe buying a little something can fix your problems
I kept forgetting my phone at home bc it was on the charger BUT my office only has one plug so I was limited in my solutions
I bought this power strip that GOES THE OTHER WAY and now I can charge at work 🤗
I kept forgetting my phone at home bc it was on the charger BUT my office only has one plug so I was limited in my solutions
I bought this power strip that GOES THE OTHER WAY and now I can charge at work 🤗
UPDATE joined a synagogue lol
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
UPDATE joined a synagogue lol
How I feel when I search Google now
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
How I feel when I search Google now
Happy None Pizza Left Beef to all who celebrate
![On October 18, 2007, Steven Molaro was experimenting with the Domino's pizza-ordering website, specifically testing the accuracy of ordering pizza toppings on the "left" versus "right", as seen when opening the box.[1] Using the site's radio buttons, he ordered two pizzas.[2]
The first, with pepperoni on the left and mushrooms on the right, arrived correctly partitioned, though reversed from the specific left–right orientation he had ordered. The second was a six-inch (150 mm) pizza[1] with no sauce, no cheese, and beef only on the left side of the pizza; while correctly absent of the typical base elements, Molaro said, "the whole pizza was so small and light it must have shifted during delivery. And the little beef pellets didn't have any sauce or cheese to hang on to, so a few lost their footing from the left half."[2]
Molaro described the second pizza itself as "tasteless bread with salty meat pellets",[3] though his wife did eat it,[4] an act he supposed testified to some level of quality and edibleness.[3] On October 19, he published a comedic post about the experiment on his blog, The Sneeze, where he named his beefy flatbread "NONE Pizza with Left Beef".[1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f6f7q4ntglq2pyg3lzspxq6c/bafkreiddjdx5bxmmzj2vueppwfdygflbflu4fbumw37dfdww2eiyfexbvm@jpeg)
October 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Happy None Pizza Left Beef to all who celebrate
There's no #NoKings protest up here (apparently Canadians call it "No Tyrants" bc commonwealth lol okay guys whatevs) BUT there is also apparently a lil standing protest at the American Consulate in Montréal every Saturday
Just sayin'
Synergy
Just sayin'
Synergy
October 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There's no #NoKings protest up here (apparently Canadians call it "No Tyrants" bc commonwealth lol okay guys whatevs) BUT there is also apparently a lil standing protest at the American Consulate in Montréal every Saturday
Just sayin'
Synergy
Just sayin'
Synergy
I'm a woman and I like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I'm a woman and I like the vehicle
Bluesky helpfully offered to translate this for me 💀
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bluesky helpfully offered to translate this for me 💀
She's probably thriving w/somebody's mom
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
She's probably thriving w/somebody's mom
LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL GUY
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM
October 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL GUY
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM
Unsolicited dik-dik pic
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Unsolicited dik-dik pic
I am TERRIBLE with names BUT my IT guy is named Walid, which in French comes out as...
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I am TERRIBLE with names BUT my IT guy is named Walid, which in French comes out as...
I remember reading that something like 3% put "Jedi" as their religion on the census and honestly... we could do a lot worse
October 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I remember reading that something like 3% put "Jedi" as their religion on the census and honestly... we could do a lot worse
Made it through the Yom Kippur fast. Happy Friday, everyone! Let's go!
October 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Made it through the Yom Kippur fast. Happy Friday, everyone! Let's go!
My husband had to join LinkedIn for work so I connected with him and... yeah sure, I guess THIS is the highlight of our relationship, not the TWENTY YEARS AND TWO CHILDREN
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
My husband had to join LinkedIn for work so I connected with him and... yeah sure, I guess THIS is the highlight of our relationship, not the TWENTY YEARS AND TWO CHILDREN