Professor Stephen Hawkwind
@stephenhawkwind.bsky.social
She's turned the weans against us, Batman!
Never let it be said Kendo Nagasaki wasn't a patriot.
Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Never let it be said Kendo Nagasaki wasn't a patriot.
A lovely day out at the BFI, meeting old friends and new old friends from online. Had to depart earlier than I liked for a previous engagement, and also - ironically, after talking about withdrawal with @dhollingsworth.bsky.social - forgetting to take my medication that day starting to kick in!
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A lovely day out at the BFI, meeting old friends and new old friends from online. Had to depart earlier than I liked for a previous engagement, and also - ironically, after talking about withdrawal with @dhollingsworth.bsky.social - forgetting to take my medication that day starting to kick in!
The funeral procession will be one of the great British drives: clockwise then anti-clockwise around the M25, in one day.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Quentin Willson: Former Top Gear and Fifth Gear presenter dies aged 68
The presenter and campaigner was described by his family as a
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November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The funeral procession will be one of the great British drives: clockwise then anti-clockwise around the M25, in one day.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I feel hanging out with @mattsawyer.bsky.social has had an effect on my targeted ads...
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I feel hanging out with @mattsawyer.bsky.social has had an effect on my targeted ads...
Explain a film plot badly:
A teenage girl is torn between fucking a corpse or fucking a dog.
A teenage girl is torn between fucking a corpse or fucking a dog.
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
A teenage girl is torn between fucking a corpse or fucking a dog.
A teenage girl is torn between fucking a corpse or fucking a dog.
For relentlessly campaigning on behalf of middle-aged men who still talk in the voice of a little boy.
“Relentlessly campaigning for this honour was harder work than building a stadium in intense heat for 45p an hour”, quipped the multimillionaire
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
For relentlessly campaigning on behalf of middle-aged men who still talk in the voice of a little boy.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fruit Corner sounds like it could be a London Underground tube station. No weirder than Swiss Cottage, East India or Elephant and Castle.
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Fruit Corner sounds like it could be a London Underground tube station. No weirder than Swiss Cottage, East India or Elephant and Castle.
Someone has pointed out to me that Jo Brand looks like a Vogon from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and now I can't unsee it.
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Someone has pointed out to me that Jo Brand looks like a Vogon from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and now I can't unsee it.
Is anyone actually nostalgic for Tron?
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Is anyone actually nostalgic for Tron?
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Watching Behind The Sofa is like watching Doctor Who with nine versions of my mum and a version of my 14 year old self explaining stuff of no interest to them at all.
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Watching Behind The Sofa is like watching Doctor Who with nine versions of my mum and a version of my 14 year old self explaining stuff of no interest to them at all.
Saving here in case I lose it again. Ten years ago or so, absolutely starstruck.
October 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Saving here in case I lose it again. Ten years ago or so, absolutely starstruck.
I feel less sad about Dan losing his house in Doctor Who after seeing John Bishop's real gaff.
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel less sad about Dan losing his house in Doctor Who after seeing John Bishop's real gaff.
I do love this American couple watching Only Fools and Horses for the first time. Far more charming than the others I mentioned the other day. Especially how the guy is slowly morphing into Del Boy.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I do love this American couple watching Only Fools and Horses for the first time. Far more charming than the others I mentioned the other day. Especially how the guy is slowly morphing into Del Boy.
You won't believe what the cast of Harry Potter look like now.
Slightly obsessed with this picture of the Telegraph's fashion team in this morning's paper, which was presumably the best one they could choose from the entire photoshoot.
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You won't believe what the cast of Harry Potter look like now.
Well. Now I'm pissed off.
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Well. Now I'm pissed off.
Today also would have been the great Lux Interior's birthday. I did some Cramps paper dolls for heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Watching American Psycho.
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Watching American Psycho.
Don't pat yourself on the back too hard, Russell.
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don't pat yourself on the back too hard, Russell.
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Something that's just struck me, most of you I follow on here are Who fans, but I don't really know anyone's favourite Doctors. Feel free to comment yours.
I'll keep the ball rolling: The 5th Doctor.
I'll keep the ball rolling: The 5th Doctor.
October 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Something that's just struck me, most of you I follow on here are Who fans, but I don't really know anyone's favourite Doctors. Feel free to comment yours.
I'll keep the ball rolling: The 5th Doctor.
I'll keep the ball rolling: The 5th Doctor.
Something that's just struck me, most of you I follow on here are Who fans, but I don't really know anyone's favourite Doctors. Feel free to comment yours.
I'll get the ball rolling: The 7th Doctor.
I'll get the ball rolling: The 7th Doctor.
the back of a person wearing a cowboy hat and a white shirt
ALT: the back of a person wearing a cowboy hat and a white shirt
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October 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Something that's just struck me, most of you I follow on here are Who fans, but I don't really know anyone's favourite Doctors. Feel free to comment yours.
I'll get the ball rolling: The 7th Doctor.
I'll get the ball rolling: The 7th Doctor.