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The fact that Pantone’s “color” of the year is white is the best possible recap of 2025…
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The fact that Pantone’s “color” of the year is white is the best possible recap of 2025…
I wonder if Frank Gehry’s tomb will leak?
RIP Frank Gehry.
RIP Frank Gehry.
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I wonder if Frank Gehry’s tomb will leak?
RIP Frank Gehry.
RIP Frank Gehry.
I blame my Spotify wrapped age on the Spotify algorithm… it keeps suggesting the same old shit it thinks I like because I searched for a Jerry Garcia song once…
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I blame my Spotify wrapped age on the Spotify algorithm… it keeps suggesting the same old shit it thinks I like because I searched for a Jerry Garcia song once…
I’m sure SpaceX will put a more obedient climate satellite in place for a few billion dollah bills…
August 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m sure SpaceX will put a more obedient climate satellite in place for a few billion dollah bills…
My inner conspiracy nut tells me that although trump and Musk broke up publicly, there will be a booty call come the midterms.
August 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My inner conspiracy nut tells me that although trump and Musk broke up publicly, there will be a booty call come the midterms.
What kind of sick fuck puts lavender in a scone?!?
July 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What kind of sick fuck puts lavender in a scone?!?
Hear me out: a LOTR sitcom set in South Mordor that follows the madcap hijinks of a group of farmers who feed Sauron’s orc armies…
June 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hear me out: a LOTR sitcom set in South Mordor that follows the madcap hijinks of a group of farmers who feed Sauron’s orc armies…
Just a friendly reminder that we all pay for the healthcare of the people who deny us healthcare term after term…
June 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just a friendly reminder that we all pay for the healthcare of the people who deny us healthcare term after term…
The series finale of Andor definitely needs to be set on Endor…
June 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The series finale of Andor definitely needs to be set on Endor…
“Bluesky” is French for “no engagement”
June 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“Bluesky” is French for “no engagement”
Coming for the Senators is not part of the poem…
June 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Coming for the Senators is not part of the poem…
The suppository helpline was extremely rude…
June 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The suppository helpline was extremely rude…
Loud motorcycle owners: we know you have small dicks, but why does everyone within a 2 mile radius have to know too?
June 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Loud motorcycle owners: we know you have small dicks, but why does everyone within a 2 mile radius have to know too?
There’s video of trump tripping on the stairs if air force one…
Clearly this man is no longer capable of leading the country, amiright, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy ?
Clearly this man is no longer capable of leading the country, amiright, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy ?
June 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There’s video of trump tripping on the stairs if air force one…
Clearly this man is no longer capable of leading the country, amiright, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy ?
Clearly this man is no longer capable of leading the country, amiright, @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy ?
Until Elon admits he hacked the election, this “breakup” is merely a political ploy that changes nothing.
June 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Until Elon admits he hacked the election, this “breakup” is merely a political ploy that changes nothing.
Either she knew it was there and is now trying to distance herself from it, or she just publicly admitted to utter incompetence as a lawmaker. #MTG
June 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Either she knew it was there and is now trying to distance herself from it, or she just publicly admitted to utter incompetence as a lawmaker. #MTG
The mainstream media has essentially become professional wrestling with all its flip-flops of heroism and villainy. It’s all a show to maximize eyeballs and profit.
June 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The mainstream media has essentially become professional wrestling with all its flip-flops of heroism and villainy. It’s all a show to maximize eyeballs and profit.
This is a Biff timeline, isn’t it?
June 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is a Biff timeline, isn’t it?
I just found out Laura Loomer is 32…
I seriously thought she was in her 60s trying to look like a 40 year old.
I seriously thought she was in her 60s trying to look like a 40 year old.
May 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I just found out Laura Loomer is 32…
I seriously thought she was in her 60s trying to look like a 40 year old.
I seriously thought she was in her 60s trying to look like a 40 year old.
This may be the greatest Texas Venn diagram of all time.
May 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This may be the greatest Texas Venn diagram of all time.
If you have a golf handicap, congratulations… you benefit from DEI!
May 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you have a golf handicap, congratulations… you benefit from DEI!
Dear Qatar, please offer a luxury jet to Joe Biden…
May 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dear Qatar, please offer a luxury jet to Joe Biden…
The last 4 flights I’ve taken have had hours-long delays due to mechanical issues…
Will somebody PLEASE hire back all those DEI folks so we can get back to basic functionality?!?
Will somebody PLEASE hire back all those DEI folks so we can get back to basic functionality?!?
May 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The last 4 flights I’ve taken have had hours-long delays due to mechanical issues…
Will somebody PLEASE hire back all those DEI folks so we can get back to basic functionality?!?
Will somebody PLEASE hire back all those DEI folks so we can get back to basic functionality?!?
$1.98 gas!!! Amazing job, Mr. President!!!
May 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
$1.98 gas!!! Amazing job, Mr. President!!!
Let’s just make him king of America and give him the same powers as King Charles.
May 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Let’s just make him king of America and give him the same powers as King Charles.