Service Model by Adrian Tschaikovsky. A robot valet kills his employer for reasons he doesn't understand and wanders out into a world where humanity has nearly gone extinct to find new employment. A darkly hilarious story through the eyes of a very unusual protagonist.

That is gorgeous!

Welcome to Ye Spafe Age.

It's weird that this is still so recognizable, isn't it? Like, I don't see any weird mistakes. The style is simple and undistinctive. Yet it's instantly identifiable as AI. I never understood the whole "the notes are perfect, Data, but there's no soul" bit, but now I think they were on to something.

There've been topless protests which use this effect - "to arrest us is to admit your legal definition doesn't match reality." Sometimes there ARE arrests and you get incoherent "Mr. Jones exposed his chest" police reports. Also, thanks for updating, it's a minor-seeming but important distinction!

Looks like Click, by Kayla Miller.

My parents had a house full of bookshelves so I just absorbed it all along with decades of random books.

"Sexy Far Side walrus."

I thought there was a Far Side about a walrus, but if there is, the Internet doesn't seem to have it.