Stellar Career Accelerator
@stellarcareeraccelerator.com
A dynamic program crafted for developers, designers, and project managers, providing hands-on experience with real-world MVPs, expert mentorship, and tools to excel in frameworks, APIs, UX design, agile methodologies, and scalable project architectures.
Day 4: Tried to fix a deployment bug.
Somehow launched the old version.
From staging.
To production.
In Portuguese.
Now I’m in charge of localization.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #PushinButtons #MultilingualMayhem
Somehow launched the old version.
From staging.
To production.
In Portuguese.
Now I’m in charge of localization.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #PushinButtons #MultilingualMayhem
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Day 4: Tried to fix a deployment bug.
Somehow launched the old version.
From staging.
To production.
In Portuguese.
Now I’m in charge of localization.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #PushinButtons #MultilingualMayhem
Somehow launched the old version.
From staging.
To production.
In Portuguese.
Now I’m in charge of localization.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #PushinButtons #MultilingualMayhem
I thought I was deleting one file.
Turns out it was the root directory.
Now Jenkins won’t stop screaming.
Dev said, “Cool, now we can refactor.”
This place is unhinged. I'm home. 💛
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RootedInTerror
Turns out it was the root directory.
Now Jenkins won’t stop screaming.
Dev said, “Cool, now we can refactor.”
This place is unhinged. I'm home. 💛
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RootedInTerror
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I thought I was deleting one file.
Turns out it was the root directory.
Now Jenkins won’t stop screaming.
Dev said, “Cool, now we can refactor.”
This place is unhinged. I'm home. 💛
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RootedInTerror
Turns out it was the root directory.
Now Jenkins won’t stop screaming.
Dev said, “Cool, now we can refactor.”
This place is unhinged. I'm home. 💛
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RootedInTerror
Me: “I’ll just tweak the CSS.”
Result:
• Navbar is upside down
• Footer floats
• Buttons spin on hover
• Entire site is Comic Sans
Team said, “Looks clean.”
I think I passed the vibe check.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #SendHelp
Result:
• Navbar is upside down
• Footer floats
• Buttons spin on hover
• Entire site is Comic Sans
Team said, “Looks clean.”
I think I passed the vibe check.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #SendHelp
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me: “I’ll just tweak the CSS.”
Result:
• Navbar is upside down
• Footer floats
• Buttons spin on hover
• Entire site is Comic Sans
Team said, “Looks clean.”
I think I passed the vibe check.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #SendHelp
Result:
• Navbar is upside down
• Footer floats
• Buttons spin on hover
• Entire site is Comic Sans
Team said, “Looks clean.”
I think I passed the vibe check.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #SendHelp
Tried to optimize the front-end.
Now it loads… backwards.
Homepage says “Thank you, come again.”
In Sanskrit.
On page load.
I think I’m getting promoted?
Break stuff with confidence.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #IDidAThing
Now it loads… backwards.
Homepage says “Thank you, come again.”
In Sanskrit.
On page load.
I think I’m getting promoted?
Break stuff with confidence.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #IDidAThing
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tried to optimize the front-end.
Now it loads… backwards.
Homepage says “Thank you, come again.”
In Sanskrit.
On page load.
I think I’m getting promoted?
Break stuff with confidence.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #IDidAThing
Now it loads… backwards.
Homepage says “Thank you, come again.”
In Sanskrit.
On page load.
I think I’m getting promoted?
Break stuff with confidence.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #IDidAThing
Intern wrote a regex so powerful it deleted itself.
And the README.
And the staging site.
Somehow installed Minesweeper.
Dev team applauded.
Join us. Wield power you don’t understand.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RegexRuinedMyLife
And the README.
And the staging site.
Somehow installed Minesweeper.
Dev team applauded.
Join us. Wield power you don’t understand.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RegexRuinedMyLife
September 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Intern wrote a regex so powerful it deleted itself.
And the README.
And the staging site.
Somehow installed Minesweeper.
Dev team applauded.
Join us. Wield power you don’t understand.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RegexRuinedMyLife
And the README.
And the staging site.
Somehow installed Minesweeper.
Dev team applauded.
Join us. Wield power you don’t understand.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #RegexRuinedMyLife
Intern’s first code review:
Used tabs, then spaces, then tabs again
Wrote a function named “doStuff()”
Commented: “idk why this works tbh”
It didn’t work
We offered them a full-time role.
Break code. Get better.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #doStuff
Used tabs, then spaces, then tabs again
Wrote a function named “doStuff()”
Commented: “idk why this works tbh”
It didn’t work
We offered them a full-time role.
Break code. Get better.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #doStuff
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Intern’s first code review:
Used tabs, then spaces, then tabs again
Wrote a function named “doStuff()”
Commented: “idk why this works tbh”
It didn’t work
We offered them a full-time role.
Break code. Get better.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #doStuff
Used tabs, then spaces, then tabs again
Wrote a function named “doStuff()”
Commented: “idk why this works tbh”
It didn’t work
We offered them a full-time role.
Break code. Get better.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #doStuff
Here’s a fresh BlueSky post on a new intern disaster:
Intern renamed the prod database to “FINAL_final_V2_REAL_THIS_ONE.”
Then dropped it.
Then Googled "undo in SQL."
Congrats to our new VP of Resilience.
Break things. Learn fast.
Apply if you dare.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #NamingThingsIsHard
Intern renamed the prod database to “FINAL_final_V2_REAL_THIS_ONE.”
Then dropped it.
Then Googled "undo in SQL."
Congrats to our new VP of Resilience.
Break things. Learn fast.
Apply if you dare.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #NamingThingsIsHard
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Here’s a fresh BlueSky post on a new intern disaster:
Intern renamed the prod database to “FINAL_final_V2_REAL_THIS_ONE.”
Then dropped it.
Then Googled "undo in SQL."
Congrats to our new VP of Resilience.
Break things. Learn fast.
Apply if you dare.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #NamingThingsIsHard
Intern renamed the prod database to “FINAL_final_V2_REAL_THIS_ONE.”
Then dropped it.
Then Googled "undo in SQL."
Congrats to our new VP of Resilience.
Break things. Learn fast.
Apply if you dare.
#DevLife #StellarIntern #NamingThingsIsHard
Told the intern to “sandbox the API.”
They deployed it.
To production.
On a Friday.
With a FOR loop that emails every user.
In Comic Sans.
They’re now Lead Developer.
Apply now. Promotions are… fast.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #OopsAllEmails
They deployed it.
To production.
On a Friday.
With a FOR loop that emails every user.
In Comic Sans.
They’re now Lead Developer.
Apply now. Promotions are… fast.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #OopsAllEmails
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Told the intern to “sandbox the API.”
They deployed it.
To production.
On a Friday.
With a FOR loop that emails every user.
In Comic Sans.
They’re now Lead Developer.
Apply now. Promotions are… fast.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #OopsAllEmails
They deployed it.
To production.
On a Friday.
With a FOR loop that emails every user.
In Comic Sans.
They’re now Lead Developer.
Apply now. Promotions are… fast.
#StellarIntern #DevLife #OopsAllEmails
Learning to code is like dating: at first, you copy-paste everything, then you finally understand what’s going on, then you ugly cry when it breaks for no reason. We promise, you’ll glow-up from spaghetti code to gourmet apps. Pull up a chair, let’s cook.
August 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Learning to code is like dating: at first, you copy-paste everything, then you finally understand what’s going on, then you ugly cry when it breaks for no reason. We promise, you’ll glow-up from spaghetti code to gourmet apps. Pull up a chair, let’s cook.
Tried to fix a routing issue in Next.js. Now every page redirects to /404, including the 404 page, which just redirects to itself. I’ve created the Escher painting of web apps.
#StellarStudent #DevLife #InfiniteLoop
#StellarStudent #DevLife #InfiniteLoop
August 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Tried to fix a routing issue in Next.js. Now every page redirects to /404, including the 404 page, which just redirects to itself. I’ve created the Escher painting of web apps.
#StellarStudent #DevLife #InfiniteLoop
#StellarStudent #DevLife #InfiniteLoop
Got it. Let’s ditch the java juice disaster. Here’s a fresh take:
Day 3 as a dev intern.
Accidentally created 37 Git branches.
Named them all “test.”
Deleted none of them.
System is now haunted.
Mentor said, “Nice. You’re one of us.”
Break code. Learn fast. Apply now.
#DevLife #StellarIntern
Day 3 as a dev intern.
Accidentally created 37 Git branches.
Named them all “test.”
Deleted none of them.
System is now haunted.
Mentor said, “Nice. You’re one of us.”
Break code. Learn fast. Apply now.
#DevLife #StellarIntern
July 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Got it. Let’s ditch the java juice disaster. Here’s a fresh take:
Day 3 as a dev intern.
Accidentally created 37 Git branches.
Named them all “test.”
Deleted none of them.
System is now haunted.
Mentor said, “Nice. You’re one of us.”
Break code. Learn fast. Apply now.
#DevLife #StellarIntern
Day 3 as a dev intern.
Accidentally created 37 Git branches.
Named them all “test.”
Deleted none of them.
System is now haunted.
Mentor said, “Nice. You’re one of us.”
Break code. Learn fast. Apply now.
#DevLife #StellarIntern
You could spend another year googling “how to get a tech job with no experience”...
Or you could join Stellar, get real skills, paid gigs, and stop asking ChatGPT how to fix your resume.
Your move, legend.
#CareerTraining #StellarStudent
Or you could join Stellar, get real skills, paid gigs, and stop asking ChatGPT how to fix your resume.
Your move, legend.
#CareerTraining #StellarStudent
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You could spend another year googling “how to get a tech job with no experience”...
Or you could join Stellar, get real skills, paid gigs, and stop asking ChatGPT how to fix your resume.
Your move, legend.
#CareerTraining #StellarStudent
Or you could join Stellar, get real skills, paid gigs, and stop asking ChatGPT how to fix your resume.
Your move, legend.
#CareerTraining #StellarStudent
Tired of internships that teach you how to microwave soup and cry quietly in a cubicle?
Stellar Career Accelerator hands you real skills, real projects, and a roadmap to actually do the thing.
Apply today: stellarcareeraccelerator.com
Stellar Career Accelerator hands you real skills, real projects, and a roadmap to actually do the thing.
Apply today: stellarcareeraccelerator.com
July 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tired of internships that teach you how to microwave soup and cry quietly in a cubicle?
Stellar Career Accelerator hands you real skills, real projects, and a roadmap to actually do the thing.
Apply today: stellarcareeraccelerator.com
Stellar Career Accelerator hands you real skills, real projects, and a roadmap to actually do the thing.
Apply today: stellarcareeraccelerator.com
First week at Stellar Career Accelerator and I already broke the staging site, deployed a button that says “Click Herb,” and accidentally sent an email to the CEO titled “Final FINAL final-final-v2-rev5.”
Am I fired? I'm fired, aren't I?
#DevLife #StellarStudent #CodeGremlin
Am I fired? I'm fired, aren't I?
#DevLife #StellarStudent #CodeGremlin
June 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
First week at Stellar Career Accelerator and I already broke the staging site, deployed a button that says “Click Herb,” and accidentally sent an email to the CEO titled “Final FINAL final-final-v2-rev5.”
Am I fired? I'm fired, aren't I?
#DevLife #StellarStudent #CodeGremlin
Am I fired? I'm fired, aren't I?
#DevLife #StellarStudent #CodeGremlin
POV: The deploy button has been clicked.
The intern is crying.
The senior dev is praying.
The CTO is Googling “rollback spell incantation.”
Join us. We have chaos, caffeine, and a suspiciously sentient staging server.
#DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator #ApplyIfYouDare
The intern is crying.
The senior dev is praying.
The CTO is Googling “rollback spell incantation.”
Join us. We have chaos, caffeine, and a suspiciously sentient staging server.
#DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator #ApplyIfYouDare
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
POV: The deploy button has been clicked.
The intern is crying.
The senior dev is praying.
The CTO is Googling “rollback spell incantation.”
Join us. We have chaos, caffeine, and a suspiciously sentient staging server.
#DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator #ApplyIfYouDare
The intern is crying.
The senior dev is praying.
The CTO is Googling “rollback spell incantation.”
Join us. We have chaos, caffeine, and a suspiciously sentient staging server.
#DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator #ApplyIfYouDare
Explained to a student that DNS is basically the internet’s phonebook. They asked if it still works during a power outage. I said yes—if you memorize every IP on Earth. They did not find this helpful. #StellarCareerAccelerator #TechTraining #DNSorDIE
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Explained to a student that DNS is basically the internet’s phonebook. They asked if it still works during a power outage. I said yes—if you memorize every IP on Earth. They did not find this helpful. #StellarCareerAccelerator #TechTraining #DNSorDIE
A bootcamp grad just asked if debugging was like therapy for code. Now he’s trauma-bonded with a semicolon and journaling in YAML. We told him that’s dev growth.
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#StellarCareerAccelerator #TechLife #SyntaxSupportGroup
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#StellarCareerAccelerator #TechLife #SyntaxSupportGroup
May 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A bootcamp grad just asked if debugging was like therapy for code. Now he’s trauma-bonded with a semicolon and journaling in YAML. We told him that’s dev growth.
Enroll Now! bit.ly/3D90ct8
#StellarCareerAccelerator #TechLife #SyntaxSupportGroup
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#StellarCareerAccelerator #TechLife #SyntaxSupportGroup
If you can fix a printer with a death stare, out-debug your cat’s hairball, or explain recursion to your grandma—you might be ready for our career accelerator. Or a sitcom. Either way, we’re hiring brains. Come get skilled. Or at least well-caffeinated. #TechLife
Join us!
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Join us!
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April 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you can fix a printer with a death stare, out-debug your cat’s hairball, or explain recursion to your grandma—you might be ready for our career accelerator. Or a sitcom. Either way, we’re hiring brains. Come get skilled. Or at least well-caffeinated. #TechLife
Join us!
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Join us!
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Woke up thinking about dependency injection and accidentally refactored my coffee machine. Now it logs brew time in ISO 8601 and throws an exception if beans aren’t single-origin. Leadership isn’t a title—it’s how you debug reality. #ChiefArchitect #CleanCode
Join the Maddness! bit.ly/3D90ct8
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April 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Woke up thinking about dependency injection and accidentally refactored my coffee machine. Now it logs brew time in ISO 8601 and throws an exception if beans aren’t single-origin. Leadership isn’t a title—it’s how you debug reality. #ChiefArchitect #CleanCode
Join the Maddness! bit.ly/3D90ct8
Join the Maddness! bit.ly/3D90ct8
"Entry-level” jobs out here demanding senior dev vibes, 6 arms, and a minor in wizardry.
Meanwhile, Stellar Career Accelerator like: Build real SaaS. Learn the stack. Touch grass after getting paid.
Basically Hogwarts, but for tech.
#DevLife #StellarNotStupid
Learn More!
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Meanwhile, Stellar Career Accelerator like: Build real SaaS. Learn the stack. Touch grass after getting paid.
Basically Hogwarts, but for tech.
#DevLife #StellarNotStupid
Learn More!
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April 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Entry-level” jobs out here demanding senior dev vibes, 6 arms, and a minor in wizardry.
Meanwhile, Stellar Career Accelerator like: Build real SaaS. Learn the stack. Touch grass after getting paid.
Basically Hogwarts, but for tech.
#DevLife #StellarNotStupid
Learn More!
bit.ly/3D90ct8
Meanwhile, Stellar Career Accelerator like: Build real SaaS. Learn the stack. Touch grass after getting paid.
Basically Hogwarts, but for tech.
#DevLife #StellarNotStupid
Learn More!
bit.ly/3D90ct8
Just told our AI intern to "take up space" like a confident dev in a code review. Now it's rewriting the entire repo in Klingon and quoting Spock. Moral of the story: never mix self-empowerment with cosmic sarcasm. #StellarCareerAccelerator #SpaceNerdsAssemble
Link:
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Link:
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April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just told our AI intern to "take up space" like a confident dev in a code review. Now it's rewriting the entire repo in Klingon and quoting Spock. Moral of the story: never mix self-empowerment with cosmic sarcasm. #StellarCareerAccelerator #SpaceNerdsAssemble
Link:
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Link:
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Next.js: “I optimized your app, rendered it on the server, fixed your bugs, cleaned your code, paid your bills, and found your missing sock. Pretty sure I’m your new best friend.”
#NextJS #DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator
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#NextJS #DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator
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March 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Next.js: “I optimized your app, rendered it on the server, fixed your bugs, cleaned your code, paid your bills, and found your missing sock. Pretty sure I’m your new best friend.”
#NextJS #DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator
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#NextJS #DevLife #StellarCareerAccelerator
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POV: You’re a student dev in your first internship.
PM: “We need this API integrated by EOD.”
Me: Nods confidently. Googles ‘what is API’
Two hours later, I have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open, an existential crisis, and the sneaking suspicion that the API is actually integrating me.
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PM: “We need this API integrated by EOD.”
Me: Nods confidently. Googles ‘what is API’
Two hours later, I have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open, an existential crisis, and the sneaking suspicion that the API is actually integrating me.
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March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
POV: You’re a student dev in your first internship.
PM: “We need this API integrated by EOD.”
Me: Nods confidently. Googles ‘what is API’
Two hours later, I have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open, an existential crisis, and the sneaking suspicion that the API is actually integrating me.
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PM: “We need this API integrated by EOD.”
Me: Nods confidently. Googles ‘what is API’
Two hours later, I have 47 Stack Overflow tabs open, an existential crisis, and the sneaking suspicion that the API is actually integrating me.
bit.ly/3D90ct8
DevOps confession: I whispered "git push --force" and my coffee maker deployed a rollback. My fridge now runs Kubernetes, my toaster auto-scales, and my Roomba is the new Scrum Master. Send help. Or at least a YAML file. #DevLife #TechChaos
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March 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
DevOps confession: I whispered "git push --force" and my coffee maker deployed a rollback. My fridge now runs Kubernetes, my toaster auto-scales, and my Roomba is the new Scrum Master. Send help. Or at least a YAML file. #DevLife #TechChaos
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Wanna learn tech skills without selling a kidney or your Pokémon TCG collection? Stellar Career Accelerator has your back. Hands-on training, paid gigs, and zero cult initiation fees. Just skills, jobs, and a mildly unhealthy obsession with making you awesome. Join us. 😎#TechTraining
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March 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wanna learn tech skills without selling a kidney or your Pokémon TCG collection? Stellar Career Accelerator has your back. Hands-on training, paid gigs, and zero cult initiation fees. Just skills, jobs, and a mildly unhealthy obsession with making you awesome. Join us. 😎#TechTraining
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