It's a tragedy!

Appointing Robbie Gibb was interfering in running the BBC. Leaving him in place condones it.

I especially like it when the BBC tells you that the BBC has been approached for comment.

Both scent hounds and that is the one thought in their heads. Maybe "dinner" might crop up from time to time.

If mine could, it would just be...

Yep, yer average Man on the Calton Omnibus not knowing about a manager's record doesn't mean he doesn't have one. We're a stepping stone to the EPL for managers as well as players - so we're more likely to recruit someone on the way up than already at the top.

Jeffrey Archer was banged up for a fair old while, but most of them seem to weasel out of it somehow or other.

"Pollarding" - having your arse tickled with a feather duster wielded by a giggling chalet maid.

The performative bit seems to be reading *books* - it's performative because they're out there in the world, reading a thing that isn't a phone.

Thi season's Aberdeen. Looks like the wee maroon patch they've enjoyed is fizzling out. Who knows where we'd be if Rodgers hadn't gift-wrapped them a win by selecting serial rake-stepper Dane Murray, with a fit Auston Trusty available.

Although he made amends winning the penalty, have to admire his persistence, if not much else.