I know I’m getting old because I never been wrecked this hard by Daylight Savings Time.

I now dub thee, baby Crosby #McDavid #TeamCanada #fournations #hockey

“Who will be tonight’s Sydney Crosby? Will it be Crosby again?” I sure fuckin hope so bud #fournations #hockey

Best Jersey ever.

#Canpoli
#Canada
#Hockey

it's been so cloudy and snowy that I almost forgot I can usually see the NYC skyline from my apt window yeesh

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

ok but could I pull off Kendrick’s fit tho? those flare jeans 💅🏼✨ #SuperBowl

If you know any sadistic rapists and war criminals, now is a good time to reach out. Murderers may be feeling extra vulnerable, unable to reach out themselves. It’s a hard day for genocidal psychopaths, tread lightly 🙏🏻

Nothing better than learning about the Russian plane crash killing Prigozhin among others while catching up with my fave Polish colleague during lunch in sunny NYC. Great gift for Ukrainian National Flag Day! 🇺🇦

Plz someone on M get up so I can sit down before the Marcy/Delancey-Essex stretch 🥲 #iykyk

destined to forever sweat profusely on the subway platform while freezing my tatas off in the subway car me not made for an nyc summer