But at least he was funny.

Yes, full agreement. Fuck Miami.

Can't teach smarts to the stubborn.

I am so called out. Although, they aren't racist, just dysfunctional.

*rolls eyes* ugh, fine! One of those pesky rules we have to follow.

Expensive? JFC. I am tired of hearing this from our team.

I fucking hate this. Can the Sounders just break from the MLS? Can we invent our own league?

100% what I've been saying for a long time. But Portland is still the number one villain, everyone else just wants that kind of rivalry. No one comes close.

Begrudgingly, go caps, I guess. Fine, whatever.

These make so much sense. I would consume player stats much better if they were presented like this.

During Leagues, I remember telling my friends, who were kind of doubting our skill, to wait for Georgi to come on the pitch.

And when he did, he made me look like a prophet. Dude is such a beast. I love it.

Damn about Kent. I understand it but I was really hoping he'd get to shine next season.

You know what is wild to me? I'll say the thing: WE HAVE SO MANY FUCKING WINS IN THIS CITY AND *WE* HAVE TO MOVE? Fuck that noise. Forget politics, forget economics, forget contracts. On wins and loyalty alone, we own that stadium. Seahawks should be grateful we made so many memories there w/o them.

I was just saying to the friend who brought me to my first Kraken game: "I would much rather have this temperature than try to peel my skin off during the Sounders' summer games."

I am so down for 2027.

I will absolutely freeze my ass off for a Sounders game. Why? Because hot chocolate, warm pretzels, and a blanket make it all worth it.

Uh...the lotus storyline would disagree which is the first 3/4 of the main story. That had mommy issues all over it. The lying, the manipulation, the *gestures to everything*.

As much as people tried to get me to like Lotus, I hate her. It got me thinking of my own parental figure issues. 10/10

Expectations met.