Woofer (F3)
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Sounders/ECS, Ipswich FC/Manu. LR2 Warframe. Street Fighter. Audiophile. Dad. Pretty shit friend, tho...
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Woofer (F3)
@stayshift.bsky.social
· Nov 25
This portrayal of Thor. Everything about this character spoke to me, nay, yelled: "yeah, I am a fuckup but I am doing better and I have people who love me."
Never thought it would be Thor that I would make a connection with. Fuck, now I am tearing up. This is stupid.
Never thought it would be Thor that I would make a connection with. Fuck, now I am tearing up. This is stupid.
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Fuck. This means I have to root for the Whitecaps.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Fuck. This means I have to root for the Whitecaps.
Second kraken game. That is more than the Sounders in two years.
Why? I have no idea.
Why? I have no idea.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Second kraken game. That is more than the Sounders in two years.
Why? I have no idea.
Why? I have no idea.
Well, that was a Goldberg episode of Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Well, that was a Goldberg episode of Thanksgiving.
Dead as Disco is the most fun I have had in a long time. Dead ass, this game makes me feel alive.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dead as Disco is the most fun I have had in a long time. Dead ass, this game makes me feel alive.
Went running this morning at Juanita High with a couple of F3 guys.
That was THE hardest thing I have ever been asked to do. Not getting in front of a Senate committee, not publishing Sounder articles, hell not even asking my now-wife to marry me.
Running. Man, it is not fun without a soccer ball.
That was THE hardest thing I have ever been asked to do. Not getting in front of a Senate committee, not publishing Sounder articles, hell not even asking my now-wife to marry me.
Running. Man, it is not fun without a soccer ball.
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Went running this morning at Juanita High with a couple of F3 guys.
That was THE hardest thing I have ever been asked to do. Not getting in front of a Senate committee, not publishing Sounder articles, hell not even asking my now-wife to marry me.
Running. Man, it is not fun without a soccer ball.
That was THE hardest thing I have ever been asked to do. Not getting in front of a Senate committee, not publishing Sounder articles, hell not even asking my now-wife to marry me.
Running. Man, it is not fun without a soccer ball.
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com I am SHOCKED you liked this rant of mine. It gives me great validity to know that a man of your reasoning prowess can agree with my overbearing ramblings.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com I am SHOCKED you liked this rant of mine. It gives me great validity to know that a man of your reasoning prowess can agree with my overbearing ramblings.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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We're in this together, Seattle 💙
#ReignTogether
#ReignTogether
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We're in this together, Seattle 💙
#ReignTogether
#ReignTogether
I am at my first in-person Kraken game.
I have no idea what to expect.
I have no idea what to expect.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I am at my first in-person Kraken game.
I have no idea what to expect.
I have no idea what to expect.
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am just going to keep harping on it: what a stupid way to have a tournament. We beat them on points and oh no, MLS just had to be fucking stupid. As usual. I hate this league and I wish it was something more pure and less dumb. #sounders
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I am just going to keep harping on it: what a stupid way to have a tournament. We beat them on points and oh no, MLS just had to be fucking stupid. As usual. I hate this league and I wish it was something more pure and less dumb. #sounders
Minnesota supporters are insufferable cunts.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Minnesota supporters are insufferable cunts.
ONE FUCKING SEASON, CAN WE WIN ALL OF MLS AND MAKE IT A PRIORITY? ONE! JUST ONE!
100%. I knew sloppy play and never prioritizing MLS play would come back to bite them. For one God damn year can this club prioritize MLS? Just one? There’s always “something else” and it’s awful and always costs us in the playoffs.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ONE FUCKING SEASON, CAN WE WIN ALL OF MLS AND MAKE IT A PRIORITY? ONE! JUST ONE!
Still salty about the Sounders but I am going to say it: fuck this format.
Also, goddamn it. What the actual fuck, Schmetz and Co?
Also, goddamn it. What the actual fuck, Schmetz and Co?
a close up of a peanut with a hood on it
ALT: a close up of a peanut with a hood on it
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November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Still salty about the Sounders but I am going to say it: fuck this format.
Also, goddamn it. What the actual fuck, Schmetz and Co?
Also, goddamn it. What the actual fuck, Schmetz and Co?
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That playoff format is legitimately stupid.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That playoff format is legitimately stupid.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
The Sounders won one and drew two, and the other team advances.
The Sounders won on aggregate, any way you slice it.
Any tiebreaker you could devise, the Sounders win it.
This is an absolutely stupid format, and you can't convince me otherwise.
First and foremost, Sounders had this in the bag. And once again this season (and fucking tell me otherwise), the defense fucks it up.
Second, where was Georgi?
Third, GOD! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED.
Second, where was Georgi?
Third, GOD! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED.
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
First and foremost, Sounders had this in the bag. And once again this season (and fucking tell me otherwise), the defense fucks it up.
Second, where was Georgi?
Third, GOD! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED.
Second, where was Georgi?
Third, GOD! I AM SO DISAPPOINTED.
Great. PKs. You had one job, Sounders. One job: not to go into PKs.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Great. PKs. You had one job, Sounders. One job: not to go into PKs.
AND NOW WE ARE BEHIND?!?!?!?! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
AND NOW WE ARE BEHIND?!?!?!?! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?
HOW DO YOU LET THEM SCORE WITH TEN PLAYERS, SOUNDERS?!? HOW?!? HOW?!?!?
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
HOW DO YOU LET THEM SCORE WITH TEN PLAYERS, SOUNDERS?!? HOW?!? HOW?!?!?
This Sounders game is WILD!
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This Sounders game is WILD!
I have begun a journey to study Stoicism. More for curiosity and partially improving myself, I found this Sounder-adjacent passage warming:
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have begun a journey to study Stoicism. More for curiosity and partially improving myself, I found this Sounder-adjacent passage warming:
I am losing my shit over the Sounders. The fuck was that match?
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I am losing my shit over the Sounders. The fuck was that match?