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kris statlander is aew women’s world champion. | every night is staturday night. | ‘96.
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I’ll never forget this video and her words. This is all a tremendous help right now during this bleak times. 🥹
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.

5pm normal time.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...
SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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hangman vs samoa joe’s sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream
October 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

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HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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i have attended and paid my respects at church today (depicted). i have also been damned to find that chappell roan is performing a short train ride away but i am one ga ticket too late. life is peculiar; lush with joy, pain, and contradiction. forbidden door on ppv sunday.
August 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all
August 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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$30 A MONTH FOR WWE MAGA PPV’S? ARE YOU INSANE, ESPN?!!!
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$30 A MONTH FOR WWE MAGA PPV’S? ARE YOU INSANE, ESPN?!!!
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
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August 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
@hangmanpage.bsky.social happy birthday, hangy! 🫶🏻
July 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.
July 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I mean this with all sincerity.

My sanity clings to Wednesdays now.

I am SO grateful for AEW.

The world can be *~gestures at everything~*, but at least I know that on Wednesdays (and Saturdays), I'm gonna be in for an exhilarating night of fun.

LFG. ❤️🙌
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Re-signed with AEW/ROH. Very grateful and excited for what is to come! Celebrated by eating some hot dogs at the IronPigs at various points since reaching an agreement which was a while ago at this point so a lot of hot dogs for me & my family.

AEW Dynamite #300 is TOMORROW! See you in California!
July 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I tried to be good, am I no good ?
June 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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This is pro human dignity
This pro LGBTQ+
This is pro immigration
This is pro humanity
This is pro science
This is pro choice
This is pro wrestling

THIS... Is AEW ❤️🤼
June 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Hard same. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.
June 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Catching up on Dynamite and between Hanger and Brody, unconditional support for our LGBTQIA+ wrestlers, staff, crew, and fans during Pride Month and every month, and celebrating Juneteenth, I've never been more confident I picked the right team to play for and I'm glad that they will have me.
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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blackgirlwrestling on twt was like. if they win at all in they have to recreate the owen photo and switch outfits..but I realized my mind is so powerful we have the technology

#wrestlingart / 🤼🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️
June 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Speedball Mike Bailey is a non-binary pro wrestler who goes by he/him and they/them pronouns. Currently a member of the AEW roster, the Canadian talent is a former TNA X-Division champion and has wrestled in independent promotions all over the world, culminating in his AEW debut earlier this year.
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
not even sorry for the hangman spam one bit.
June 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM