Mark Kaplan
@statfourwork.bsky.social
Microbiology/Immunology; voted funniest chair in the field, two years in a row. Profkap.substack.com
If you think that’s the most depressing part of science, you haven’t had enough grant apps rejected yet.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you think that’s the most depressing part of science, you haven’t had enough grant apps rejected yet.
Thats looks chilly
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thats looks chilly
I heard you have the best and the biggest questions ever. No one could believe how insightful your questions are.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I heard you have the best and the biggest questions ever. No one could believe how insightful your questions are.
I sent you an AI dream interpretations but ultimately this comes down to guilt for not submitting more grants.
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I sent you an AI dream interpretations but ultimately this comes down to guilt for not submitting more grants.
But the White Stripes are ok? What about Jack Black?
August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
But the White Stripes are ok? What about Jack Black?
“The once-stable compact between universities and the federal government has foundered.”
No! It was murdered. It was destroyed with a barbaric level of rage and insight. Don’t write ‘foundered’ as if there were a little tiff between parties after one treats the contract like toilet paper.
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No! It was murdered. It was destroyed with a barbaric level of rage and insight. Don’t write ‘foundered’ as if there were a little tiff between parties after one treats the contract like toilet paper.
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July 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“The once-stable compact between universities and the federal government has foundered.”
No! It was murdered. It was destroyed with a barbaric level of rage and insight. Don’t write ‘foundered’ as if there were a little tiff between parties after one treats the contract like toilet paper.
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No! It was murdered. It was destroyed with a barbaric level of rage and insight. Don’t write ‘foundered’ as if there were a little tiff between parties after one treats the contract like toilet paper.
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