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Jack Gulch, inside the Canyon
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Photo of Izzy Hands's legs, one wooden.
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Meme of a person being held up by anther person who is pointing at a third person. The guy being held is labeled Heck, the person holding is labeled Me, the third person is labeled Any of Heck's Self Doubt.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Holiday Ikea monkey coat. 🥰 From Con's IG story.
Color photo of Con with two other people in front of holiday lights. Words over the image read: Quick rainy catch up. @ Oneillcon we love a rainy venue @ natalieanddrewspmu
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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If you are at GalaxyCon Columbus, go to Gretchen's booth and get yourself something that will bring you daily joy! (Thank you again @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social for my boys!🥰)
Color photo of two keychain charms in someone's hand. The keychains show Calico Jack Rackham and Izzy Hands holding hands.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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He's on his way.
Photo of a Rights Jack doll in a cowboy outfit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The college #CJIzzy boys have been on my mind.
Their school mascot is a pirate, a cartoony man with a peg leg, an eyepatch, and a parrot on his shoulder. When he bothers to think about it, it bugs Izzy a bit. Weren't pirates bad guys? Didn't they rob everyone, not just the rich? After a game one night, Izzy is in the cinderblock hallway near the locker room. Jack saunters up to him, wearing his basketball uniform with a skull and crossed swords on it. Jack's sweaty and ruffled and, well, Izzy discovers something new about himself. But he's not going to show Jack that, at least not in public. Jack swaggers up to him, backs him up into the wall, and boxes him in between those long, strong arms. Izzy looks up at him. "What? You gonna get me all dirty and sweaty? Back up." Jack doesn't move an inch, but grins down at him - all teeth. He slowly lowers his head until his breath is tickling Izzy's ear. "A pirate just takes what he wants." Izzy lets out a very high pitched squeak. Jack bursts out laughing.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Yeah!
Photo of a Microsoft Zune music player.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Hugging you and offering you the cover of a ridiculous book I saw in a gift shop. 🫂💚
Cover of a book with a cartoony drawing of a jackalope sitting on a horse and swinging a lasso. The title of the book is: Who will help Jack off the horse?
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Blanky ain't half bad either.
Ian Hart as Thomas Blanky in the Terror.
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Rewatching The Terror in advance of Terror Camp this weekend and I just love Crozier so much. 🥰
Color photo of Jared Harris as Francis Crozier in The Terror. He is sitting, head in right hand, looking doubtful, in candlelight.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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He's been traveling and hating on hotels! 🥰🥰🥰
Screenshot of Con O'Neill's Instagram post about Belfast. In the image Con is standing next to a large sculpture of the word love.
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Color photo of Calico Jack Rackham with a speech bubble.
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Thought I was going to be sad flipping the calendar away from this handsome face, but getting a month of the Prince of the Canyon getting smooches makes it all ok.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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From @waldosakimbo.bsky.social
Izzy Hands and Calico Jack Rackham in the prow of the Titanic pose, but they're on the Revenge and the figurehead is a unicorn.
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Calico Jack Rackham

Frenchie
Two Tumblr posts. One from stargirlweekend on May 21, 2019 reads: "dude" but like romantically One from aralcle reads: "babe" but like platonically.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Belonging to Rights' Kofi continues to pay dividends. 🥰

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Line drawing of Izzy & Frenchie on a bicyckle. Line drawing of Izzy & Frenchie getting ready for a picnic. Line drawing of Izzy & Frenchie enjoying a picnic. Highly detailed line drawing of Izzy and Frenchie, sitting on a picnic blanket, Frenchie reclining with hands behind his head, Izzy eating something, both look happy.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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But Heck, HECK, he's SO HANDSOME
Line drawing of Calico Jack Rackham's profile with a speech bubble that reads: Deeper penetration, blah blah.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Rory & I love you
Photo of Rory McCann, in a black suit and a black t shirt, wearing round red glasses, on the carpet at the Glasgow Film Festival.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Dammit, Stoppard died. Time to rewatch.
Photo of Tim Roth and Gary Oldman in Elizabethan outfits, sitting in a garden and talking.
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Color photo of a star Izzy and a teensy Izzy on a MacBook keyboard.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Important
Photo of Con O'Neill in a blue hoodie and navy blue knit beanie. The curly hairs at the nape of his neck are circled in red.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Tis the season for Gruen Transfer. Well, anytime you shop it's Gruen Transfer time, but this time of year stores make it worse. Go easy on yourself, take breaks outside, try multiple shorter trips rather than one long one. Hugging you in overstimulation solidarity.
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A photo I took in 2015 in a Bass Pro Shop. It is decorate for the holidays with greens and tinsel and lights. There are murals on the walls showing clouds and shorelines, there's a full sized wooden fishing shack hanging from the ceiling ,there are stuffed seagulls hanging from the ceiling, there are people shopping. I was so overstimulated I felt nauseous. After taking this photo, I went and sat at the entrance in a rocking chair and stared at the floor until my partner bought what he needed and came and fetched me. I couldn't drive home. I've never been back.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Twins! (Also, here's my home screen for the past almost three years. I'm all Irene all the time.)
Lock screen of a phone showing neopessimist art of mouse Izzy Hands. Home screen of a phone showing neopessimist art of Izzy Hands.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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if you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Color photo of a sculpture in the shape of a person, made of shells, in front of a building with a sign reading Maritime Museum.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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timeline did a Danny thing! 💚
Screengrab of Bluesky timeline where two skeets featuring Dan Aykroyd are in a row.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM