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i'm back. for the end.
"i will nuke tel aviv"

upon assuming power he immediately taxes deliveroo drivers 150%
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i mean if this was all just a cheeky rumour from a times newspaper junior reporter or whatever, i would respect it as it has meant mister kieth has (again) lost several nights sleep
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
see also all of this flair and supposed rizz came through after a clearly managed and prebooked day of morning show appearances. in a spontaneous setting, as i've encountered wes unfortunately many times, he falls over his own tongue and gets red-faced defending blairite talking pts.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
the next fantastic prime minister!
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
nooooooooo! my pensions! FUCK
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
getting redy for the akehurst special #NukeForLuke
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
a fantastic essay
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
he's not a liar, he's mister kief. the best and most foremisc prime ministter of my life
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
you know who really deserves a second go?

mister kieth rodney starmer

he has some fantastic pledges
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
macbeth just seeing what it's like to a imagine a dagger before him, handle towards his hand, is all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"he's got better things to do with his life" buddy all he does is mope in the flat above downing st. and read the arsenal wikipedia page. happily reminisicing about that deliveroo biker he allegedly almost murdered.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM