Just requested $400 million from Qatar on Venmo.
May 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just requested $400 million from Qatar on Venmo.
Big Brother is Golfing
April 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Big Brother is Golfing
🎶 We’re going down, down all because of this clown, MAGA can’t understand “winning”, that incel missed with a bullet, loaded god complex, dipshit to pulpit 🎶
April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
🎶 We’re going down, down all because of this clown, MAGA can’t understand “winning”, that incel missed with a bullet, loaded god complex, dipshit to pulpit 🎶
COLORADO - I’ve got some shows.
April 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
COLORADO - I’ve got some shows.
‘Penguin Tariff’ is a great name for a prog-rock band.
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
‘Penguin Tariff’ is a great name for a prog-rock band.
Watching Elon Musk cry about losing billions of dollars should be a channel on Porn Hub.
To add insult to injury, you could put it in the “Trans” section… for hair transplants.
To add insult to injury, you could put it in the “Trans” section… for hair transplants.
March 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching Elon Musk cry about losing billions of dollars should be a channel on Porn Hub.
To add insult to injury, you could put it in the “Trans” section… for hair transplants.
To add insult to injury, you could put it in the “Trans” section… for hair transplants.
I keep forgetting this site exists.
March 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I keep forgetting this site exists.
Dude got convicted of 34 felonies but somehow we’re the ones serving a 4 year sentence.
March 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Dude got convicted of 34 felonies but somehow we’re the ones serving a 4 year sentence.
JD Vance is the PT Cruiser of people.
March 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
JD Vance is the PT Cruiser of people.
Reposted by Mike Stanley
Mick Maverick at #medium wrote a list of up and coming comedians. @stanleymike.bsky.social is on it. We’ve known he was great for a long time! His album, Shiner (scroll to see) is on limited, colored #vinyl, and available on our shop, and the special is free to watch on #tubi.
#vinylcollection
#vinylcollection
February 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mick Maverick at #medium wrote a list of up and coming comedians. @stanleymike.bsky.social is on it. We’ve known he was great for a long time! His album, Shiner (scroll to see) is on limited, colored #vinyl, and available on our shop, and the special is free to watch on #tubi.
#vinylcollection
#vinylcollection
In celebration to Lauren Bobert dating Kid Rock, Moutain Dew has agreed to start putting cigarette butts in all of their products.
February 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
In celebration to Lauren Bobert dating Kid Rock, Moutain Dew has agreed to start putting cigarette butts in all of their products.
Solid group of people to be associated with! Thank you Medium!
25 Stand-Up Comics You Need to Know Before They Blow Up
With Netflix pumping out specials and big names selling out arenas, you might think you’ve seen it all in stand-up. But beyond the…
medium.com
February 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Solid group of people to be associated with! Thank you Medium!
Two more planes crashed? Look, I fly almost every weekend and while I never thought doing stand up for a living was necessarily “brave” I’m starting to rethink my position.
February 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Two more planes crashed? Look, I fly almost every weekend and while I never thought doing stand up for a living was necessarily “brave” I’m starting to rethink my position.
Another plane fell out of the sky? Damn, I never thought I’d long for the days of last year when our biggest concerns were the doors flying off mid flight. We’re really out doing ourselves. I’m sure everything is fine though.
February 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Another plane fell out of the sky? Damn, I never thought I’d long for the days of last year when our biggest concerns were the doors flying off mid flight. We’re really out doing ourselves. I’m sure everything is fine though.
I went to buy a mattress today for the ‘Presidents Day Sale’ but they were all four hundred mill and on fire.
February 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I went to buy a mattress today for the ‘Presidents Day Sale’ but they were all four hundred mill and on fire.
Grub Hub is great if you’re in the mood for paying double and eating what you didn’t order.
Home run every time!
Home run every time!
January 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Grub Hub is great if you’re in the mood for paying double and eating what you didn’t order.
Home run every time!
Home run every time!
Imagine if you were hired as an accountant to balance the books but instead you just renamed the copy machine. Thats how dumb all of this is.
January 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Imagine if you were hired as an accountant to balance the books but instead you just renamed the copy machine. Thats how dumb all of this is.
I guarantee you he thinks it’s spelled “Golf” of Mexico.
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I guarantee you he thinks it’s spelled “Golf” of Mexico.
I like to think that the cybertruck drove itself there to get away from Elon like the rest of his kids.
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I like to think that the cybertruck drove itself there to get away from Elon like the rest of his kids.
My favorite end of the year tradition is buying a shirt I don’t want for an event I don’t want to go to.
December 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
My favorite end of the year tradition is buying a shirt I don’t want for an event I don’t want to go to.
I got everyone Ozempic.
December 25, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I got everyone Ozempic.
Crazy that the reward for finding this dude isn’t free healthcare.
December 8, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Crazy that the reward for finding this dude isn’t free healthcare.
To be fair, living in America, a country with a frothing obsession with guns, where we substitute healthcare for podcasts IS a preexisting condition.
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 PM
To be fair, living in America, a country with a frothing obsession with guns, where we substitute healthcare for podcasts IS a preexisting condition.
Royal Oak, Michigan - I’ll be headlining 5 shows at Ridley’s Comedy Castle starting this Thursday. Grab tix! See you there!
www.comedycastle.com/events/?view...
www.comedycastle.com/events/?view...
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Royal Oak, Michigan - I’ll be headlining 5 shows at Ridley’s Comedy Castle starting this Thursday. Grab tix! See you there!
www.comedycastle.com/events/?view...
www.comedycastle.com/events/?view...