Stacey Nightmare
@staceynightmare.bsky.social
I’m a sea hag looking to meet men to lay eggs in.
I ate a small bowl of diarrhea today. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
September 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I ate a small bowl of diarrhea today. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
Swallowing handfuls of Tylenol to own the cons
September 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Swallowing handfuls of Tylenol to own the cons
I am a PROUD TYLENOL EATER
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am a PROUD TYLENOL EATER
You guys don’t need me anymore, you have real monsters! Stacey out! 😎
May 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You guys don’t need me anymore, you have real monsters! Stacey out! 😎
Question re the $5000 baby bonus- do the babies have to be my own???
April 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Question re the $5000 baby bonus- do the babies have to be my own???
Kinda psyched for there to be sewage in the water
March 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kinda psyched for there to be sewage in the water
Dm me if you have a Tesla and want me to take a huge shit on it
March 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dm me if you have a Tesla and want me to take a huge shit on it
Please don’t follow me if you are in any way right wing. I wouldn’t even want you in my sex basement!
March 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Please don’t follow me if you are in any way right wing. I wouldn’t even want you in my sex basement!
I will never eat at Steak & Shake again F them. Nazi burgers make me want to barf
March 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I will never eat at Steak & Shake again F them. Nazi burgers make me want to barf
Fuck Steak & Shake more like Shit & Shit
March 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fuck Steak & Shake more like Shit & Shit
Trump-supporting stores will never have my business but they will have my shit mess! (I’m going to have diarrhea in them)
March 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump-supporting stores will never have my business but they will have my shit mess! (I’m going to have diarrhea in them)
As a non-human American with constant #diarrhea it is my sacred DUTY to take violent, unending shits in Trump-supporting businesses. 🫡 🇺🇸
March 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
As a non-human American with constant #diarrhea it is my sacred DUTY to take violent, unending shits in Trump-supporting businesses. 🫡 🇺🇸
Not only am I boycotting Target, i am driving carloads of people with IBS there to shit up the bathrooms.
March 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Not only am I boycotting Target, i am driving carloads of people with IBS there to shit up the bathrooms.
Of all the cars I’ve had sex with, I can proudly say I’ve never fucked a Tesla!
March 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Of all the cars I’ve had sex with, I can proudly say I’ve never fucked a Tesla!
Cybertrucks are my favorite cars to shit on because of the specially designed rear shit-shelf!
March 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Cybertrucks are my favorite cars to shit on because of the specially designed rear shit-shelf!
Fuck Putin
Fuck Trump
Marry Zelenskyy
Fuck Trump
Marry Zelenskyy
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fuck Putin
Fuck Trump
Marry Zelenskyy
Fuck Trump
Marry Zelenskyy
I’m glad they’re getting rid of the FDA. They never approved my ass for human consumption!!
January 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m glad they’re getting rid of the FDA. They never approved my ass for human consumption!!
I’m glad everyone will returning to the office. Makes it easier for me to break into men’s homes & smell their toothbrushes ❤️
January 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m glad everyone will returning to the office. Makes it easier for me to break into men’s homes & smell their toothbrushes ❤️
I hope that RFK Jr. gets rid of the rabies vaccine because I support the right to foam!!!
January 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I hope that RFK Jr. gets rid of the rabies vaccine because I support the right to foam!!!
Look for the shitters
January 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Look for the shitters
I know things seem really bad right now, but in this terrible time, please remember these words “pee pee, doo doo, butthole, diarrhea”
January 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I know things seem really bad right now, but in this terrible time, please remember these words “pee pee, doo doo, butthole, diarrhea”
Men only have one butthole?!?!
January 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Men only have one butthole?!?!
If those drones turn out to be a GoDaddy advertisement I’m gonna be so mad
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 PM
If those drones turn out to be a GoDaddy advertisement I’m gonna be so mad
I’m not as hot as the United health care shooter but one time I killed a veterinarian who was trying to clean my teeth
December 6, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I’m not as hot as the United health care shooter but one time I killed a veterinarian who was trying to clean my teeth