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Aspiring renaissance person
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It was a humorously perilous business
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Perfect headline describing where we’re at. No notes.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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If you want an off-the-beaten-path pick to remember Redford by, reach for his adaptation of Donald Westlake's heist novel The Hot Rock.
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My 8-year old wants to watch a horror movie. Any age appropriate reccos?
May 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trader Joes

Me: Do a lot of people still use cash here?
Cashier: Yeah, a lot. Especially in this neighborhood.
Me: Why especially in this neighborhood?
Cashier: (whispering) Because of all the famous people.
Me: What famous people?
Cashier: I don’t recognize any of them. But I know they’re famous.
May 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There are two wolves inside you…
March 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A little on the nose don’tcha think?
March 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
On the subway across from a guy in a tech-bro vest with an illuminated power button on the chest. What is this for? Bluetooth? Heat?
February 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@jasondashbailey.bsky.social @fifthcolumnfilms.bsky.social
Reading material has arrived. Count me in.
February 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Everyone needs to remember that Palpatine was democratically ELECTED by the PEOPLE and he chose Vader to enforce his vision to SAVE the republic by rooting out rebels, insurgents and the enemy within.
February 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

- Abraham Lincoln, born on February 12, 1809
February 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So - went bowling with a bunch of engineers, and it was inevitable that they would eventually decide the ramp was the best method for success and began tweaking its angle for continuous improvements until it need not be adjusted again. #bowling #fun
February 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My 12-yr old just asked me, “When you were a kid in the 80s, was your TV in one if those box things?”
Yes. That was the TV.
January 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Yep
January 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“I didn’t deliver this on time but when I do, it’s going to be amazing”

In awe that this was said at a work meeting today. Mostly because they got away with it.
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I’m starting to think some of these people aren’t entirely on the up and up…
November 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Wasn’t prepared for this interaction with a random 8-yr old:
Him: Did you know lobster soul sandwiches taste good?
Me: No, I didn’t. What’s a lobster soul sandwich?
Him: Everything has a soul. Trees, animals, you and me. It’s inside us all. Even lobsters. And that’s what makes them taste so good.
September 28, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Overheard, out-of-context dinner conversation: “No, we aren’t swinging, but we should all go to the sauna together tomorrow.”
August 24, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes the bear, why, he eats you.

www.huffpost.com/entry/robert...
RFK Jr. Is 'Suspending' Presidential Campaign
Rumors about the campaign's future had swirled since Tuesday, when running mate Nicole Shanahan said the two were exploring their options.
www.huffpost.com
August 23, 2024 at 8:04 PM