Trillium Sass
@ssv-trillium.bsky.social
queer anarchist rabble
they/them
they/them
well i wake up in the morning
and I get real high
and I take a deep breath
and I step outside
and i scream at the top of my lungs-
"BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANSSSSS"
and I get real high
and I take a deep breath
and I step outside
and i scream at the top of my lungs-
"BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANSSSSS"
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
well i wake up in the morning
and I get real high
and I take a deep breath
and I step outside
and i scream at the top of my lungs-
"BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANSSSSS"
and I get real high
and I take a deep breath
and I step outside
and i scream at the top of my lungs-
"BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANSSSSS"
my opinion of New Jersey is entirely derived from listening to New Yorkers talking about it.
Which means that I like New Jersey out of pure, unadulterated spite.
Which means that I like New Jersey out of pure, unadulterated spite.
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
my opinion of New Jersey is entirely derived from listening to New Yorkers talking about it.
Which means that I like New Jersey out of pure, unadulterated spite.
Which means that I like New Jersey out of pure, unadulterated spite.
forget bedrotting, I'm passing out of all thought and time like Gandalf
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
forget bedrotting, I'm passing out of all thought and time like Gandalf
every white man sees himself as Napoleon but every white woman sees herself as Helen of Troy
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
every white man sees himself as Napoleon but every white woman sees herself as Helen of Troy
quick question for the Midwest folks- what sort of vengeful demon would I summon if I added French fried onions to my tater tot hotdish?
this is a purely hypothetical question. prompt answers appreciated.
this is a purely hypothetical question. prompt answers appreciated.
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
quick question for the Midwest folks- what sort of vengeful demon would I summon if I added French fried onions to my tater tot hotdish?
this is a purely hypothetical question. prompt answers appreciated.
this is a purely hypothetical question. prompt answers appreciated.
look, I'm not saying French culture is irrelevant. I'm just pointing out that the French, despite all their years of 'culinary prowess', have yet to create a sausage that the world remembers.
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
look, I'm not saying French culture is irrelevant. I'm just pointing out that the French, despite all their years of 'culinary prowess', have yet to create a sausage that the world remembers.
"HMWSR" stands for "Hammweiser"
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"HMWSR" stands for "Hammweiser"
watching Phantom of the Opera at 17: omg the Phantom is such a misunderstood romantic bad boy 🥺😍
watching Phantom of the Opera at 33: GIRL RUN 😱
watching Phantom of the Opera at 33: GIRL RUN 😱
September 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
watching Phantom of the Opera at 17: omg the Phantom is such a misunderstood romantic bad boy 🥺😍
watching Phantom of the Opera at 33: GIRL RUN 😱
watching Phantom of the Opera at 33: GIRL RUN 😱
"of course I can't promote you, Mr. Kim." Janeway sighed. "The warp core only runs when coated with the fresh tears of a succulent young ensign. In fact, Mr. Kim, our only hope for survival is for you to remain succulent as long as possible. And Mr Kim?"
"yes, Captain?"
"Cry for me."
"yes, Captain?"
"Cry for me."
September 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"of course I can't promote you, Mr. Kim." Janeway sighed. "The warp core only runs when coated with the fresh tears of a succulent young ensign. In fact, Mr. Kim, our only hope for survival is for you to remain succulent as long as possible. And Mr Kim?"
"yes, Captain?"
"Cry for me."
"yes, Captain?"
"Cry for me."
yacht is short for yatchet
August 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
yacht is short for yatchet
after the revolution, I vote we put Dale Jr. in charge of NASCAR. @comradedale.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
after the revolution, I vote we put Dale Jr. in charge of NASCAR. @comradedale.bsky.social
why is a Timex watch similar to Wall Street?
one takes a licking and keeps on ticking; the other takes a liquoring and keeps on tickering
one takes a licking and keeps on ticking; the other takes a liquoring and keeps on tickering
July 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
why is a Timex watch similar to Wall Street?
one takes a licking and keeps on ticking; the other takes a liquoring and keeps on tickering
one takes a licking and keeps on ticking; the other takes a liquoring and keeps on tickering
John Harvey Kellogg would have absolutely hated s'mores and tbh that's a beautiful thing
July 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
John Harvey Kellogg would have absolutely hated s'mores and tbh that's a beautiful thing
it was originally just supposed to be a scarecrow but it became:
the Transgender Battle Standard of the Orcs
the Transgender Battle Standard of the Orcs
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
it was originally just supposed to be a scarecrow but it became:
the Transgender Battle Standard of the Orcs
the Transgender Battle Standard of the Orcs
you know, the UK is really missing out on the opportunity to make a really nice foam king suit and just pay a college student to wear it out to events.
June 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
you know, the UK is really missing out on the opportunity to make a really nice foam king suit and just pay a college student to wear it out to events.
if anyone made a decent microwave entree of tater tot hotdish, I would buy it by the case.
June 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
if anyone made a decent microwave entree of tater tot hotdish, I would buy it by the case.
a lot of you never read The Pushcart War when you were kids... and it really shows.
June 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
a lot of you never read The Pushcart War when you were kids... and it really shows.
i don't have a microplastics problem, I'm just getting a head start on embalming myself
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i don't have a microplastics problem, I'm just getting a head start on embalming myself
did u know that in the Belmont Stakes all contestants are limited to 1 horsepower?
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
did u know that in the Belmont Stakes all contestants are limited to 1 horsepower?
would conservatives like it any better if we called it "The Gospel according to Marx"?
June 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
would conservatives like it any better if we called it "The Gospel according to Marx"?
advertising is just capitalist grooming
May 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
advertising is just capitalist grooming
if i had a time machine i would introduce Mozart to ragtime.
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
if i had a time machine i would introduce Mozart to ragtime.
Charity organizations are the capitalist equivalent of selling indulgences.
April 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Charity organizations are the capitalist equivalent of selling indulgences.
if you can't paint your car, you don't own it.
Looking at you, Ferrari chuds.
Looking at you, Ferrari chuds.
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
if you can't paint your car, you don't own it.
Looking at you, Ferrari chuds.
Looking at you, Ferrari chuds.
what if otters and manatees think we're rude because we won't pet them back
March 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
what if otters and manatees think we're rude because we won't pet them back